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Ed's Redeeming Qualities Lawn Dart Lyrics
Total views: 1 time this week / Rating: 8.21/10 [14 votes]Album: More Bad Times / Original Release Date: 1990-01-01Genre: Alternative FolkSong Duration: 3 min 11 sec
ED'S REDEEMING QUALITIES
- Lawn Dart Lyrics[Verse 1]
It was the third of July
And the weather was fine
Ed brought the hotdogs
The croquet set was mine
But the red ball was missing
And three mallets were bent
Ed suggested lawn darts
So to Kmart we went
We looked by the yard games
We looked by the grills
But we couldn't find lawn darts
Come high water or hills
We talked to the salesclerk
But she started to cry
She said "They're off the shelves now"
And she told us both why
[Chorus]
A kid was pegged
In the head
With a lawn dart
Her dad
Didn't see her
That's the worst part
She was pegged
In the head
With a lawn dart
So they're now
Off the shelves
At the Kmart
[Verse 2]
We both felt so bad
That we gave up the search
Ed went to bed
And I went to church
And now we never grill hot dogs
And we don't play yard games
Since we heard that sad story
Things just aren't the same
[Chorus]
Pegged
In the head
With a lawn dart
Her dad
Didn't see her
That's the worst part
She was pegged
In the head
With a lawn dart
So they're now
Off the shelves
At the Kmart
[Chorus]
Pegged
In the head
With a lawn dart
(Lawn dart)
Her dad
Didn't see her
That's the worst part
She was pegged
In the head
With a lawn dart
(Lawn dart)
So they're now
Off the shelves
At the Kmart
Pegged
In the head
With a lawn dart
(Lawn dart)
Her dad
Didn't see her
That's the worst part
She was pegged
In the head
With a lawn dart
(Lawn dart)
So they're now
Off the shelves
At the Kmart
It was the third of July
And the weather was fine
Ed brought the hotdogs
The croquet set was mine
But the red ball was missing
And three mallets were bent
Ed suggested lawn darts
So to Kmart we went
We looked by the yard games
We looked by the grills
But we couldn't find lawn darts
Come high water or hills
We talked to the salesclerk
But she started to cry
She said "They're off the shelves now"
And she told us both why
[Chorus]
A kid was pegged
In the head
With a lawn dart
Her dad
Didn't see her
That's the worst part
She was pegged
In the head
With a lawn dart
So they're now
Off the shelves
At the Kmart
[Verse 2]
We both felt so bad
That we gave up the search
Ed went to bed
And I went to church
And now we never grill hot dogs
Since we heard that sad story
Things just aren't the same
[Chorus]
Pegged
In the head
With a lawn dart
Her dad
Didn't see her
That's the worst part
She was pegged
In the head
With a lawn dart
So they're now
Off the shelves
At the Kmart
[Chorus]
Pegged
In the head
With a lawn dart
(Lawn dart)
Her dad
Didn't see her
That's the worst part
She was pegged
In the head
With a lawn dart
(Lawn dart)
So they're now
Off the shelves
At the Kmart
Pegged
In the head
With a lawn dart
(Lawn dart)
Her dad
Didn't see her
That's the worst part
She was pegged
In the head
With a lawn dart
(Lawn dart)
So they're now
Off the shelves
At the Kmart
Facts about Lawn Dart
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Lawn Dart is first released on January 01, 1990 as part of Ed's Redeeming Qualities's album "More Bad Times" which includes 17 tracks in total. This song is the 12nd track on this album.
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Lawn Dart falls under the genre Alternative Folk.
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Lawn Dart song length is 3 minutes and 11 seconds.
When was Lawn Dart released?
Lawn Dart is first released on January 01, 1990 as part of Ed's Redeeming Qualities's album "More Bad Times" which includes 17 tracks in total. This song is the 12nd track on this album.
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Which genre is Lawn Dart?
Lawn Dart falls under the genre Alternative Folk.
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How long is the song Lawn Dart?
Lawn Dart song length is 3 minutes and 11 seconds.
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Record Label(s): 1990 Rounder Records, a division of Concord Music Group, Inc
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