Easter Touch Gloves Lyrics

The touch gloves she gave me
They won't touch me
Touch my handy
Touch my fanny
She took me to the big park
I was freezy
Freezing fingers
Touching maps

The cheese I required
Didn't melt me
Feeling cheesy
But you don't please me
Look at my pizza
What do you see?
Oily, crusty
Tasty, greasy
The touch gloves she gave me
They won't touch me
Touch my handy
Touch my fanny
She took me to the big park
I was freezy
Freezing fingers
Touching maps

The poem I wrote
The poem I wrote you
You didn't need it
Need my feelings
Won't you need me?
The song that I picked for
Karaoke
Didn't sеrve me
Didn't land well

Thе touch gloves she gave me
They won't touch me
Touch my handy
Touch my fanny
She took me to the big park I was freezy
Freezing fingers
Touching maps
When you first liked me
Was it the party?
Was it the country?
Was I funny?
When we ordered food
Was I being greedy?
When you first
Invited me home

The touch gloves you gave me
They don't touch me
Touch my handy
Touch my fanny
Dating in the cold
Is so unsexy
Slimy in the wrong hole
Stiff in the face
Slimy in the wrong hole
Stiff in the face
Slimy in the wrong hole
Stiff in the face

Slimy in the wrong hole
Stiff in the face
Touch my handy
Touch my fanny
Dating in the cold
Is so unsexy
Slimy in the wrong hole
Stiff in the face
Slimy in the wrong hole
Stiff in the face
Slimy in the wrong hole
Stiff in the face