Earl Wayne Wreak For Real (Parody Of Centerfield By John Fogerty) Lyrics

When he was young, and was having fun,
My son would go out and play.
His Mom would bath that stench right off of him.

Now he’s growing up,
and he never leaves home.
It’s a lazy teenage man,
Any parent can understand just what I smell.

(Chorus)
Oh - you smell so gross,
I told you to bath, today.
This time use soap,
I told you to bath, yesterday.
Look at me, You really,
Wreak for real.

Well he’s living his life,
Through games and online.
Seeing it through a screen.

You know I want my son,
To live his life - oh yeah.
So tell me how, to get this lump,
Finally off my couch.
Oh so it ain’t so,
It’s been 3 days since his shower.

(Chorus)
Oh - you smell so gross,
I told you to bath, today. This time use soap,
I told you to bath, yesterday.
Look at me, You really,
Wreak for real.

He’s got a game controller,
A rock and roll shirt,
And an unused pair of shoes.

You know I think it’s time,
to show this boy the light.
You need to get a job,
And put the games down.
It’s your moment to grow up,
My son, it’s time to leave this phase behind.

(Chorus)
Oh - you smell so gross,
I told you to bath, today.
This time use soap,
I told you to bath, yesterday.
Look at me, You really,

Oh - you smell so gross,
I told you to bath, today.
This time use soap,
I told you to bath, yesterday.
Look at me, You really,
Wreak for real.