If My Bong Could Talk Lyrics

It's taking way too long to sync the f*cking mob
You're always gonna leave nothin' till it's gone
Too much choppin', not enough of poppin'
We can't free you

If my bong could talk
It'd say "you stingy f*ck"
If my bong could sing
It'd say la-la-la

Water's gettin' grosser slowly as it rots
If you're goin' green lookin' like a ghost
I'm not stoppin', fill it to the top, and
We can't free you If my bong could talk
It'd say "you stingy f*ck"
If my bong could sing
It'd say la-la-la
If my bong could talk
It'd say "get a job"
If my bong could sing
It'd say falala-lala-la

Nothin' but weed
Nothin' but green
Now I can barely breathe
We got nothin' but green
Nothin' but weed
Now I can barely breathe

If my fridge could f*ck
It'd go "uh, uh, uh"

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