Dollar Signs Endless Bummer Lyrics

[Verse 1]
When I was 12 years old, oh I went to summer camp
Cause I wanted to get my first kiss
That was the summer that I first got rocky mountain spider fever
While my friends were having their first sexual experience
I was in the nurses office pulling off ticks
The guys were getting to second base
While I was f*cking throwing up out of the front of my face
They were making out and I was throwing up

[Chorus]
This endless summer is an endless bummer
Oh I can't wait until winter
Endless summer's an endless bummer
[Verse 2]
My friends tell me that I worry too much
And how can you not have fun while you're wearing swimming trunks I don't take my shirt off
I sit by the pool and get drunk
And pretend like I'm having fun
Then I drink too much
AAnd let me tell you, son
Vomit smells worse in the hot hot sun
Yeah vomit smells worse in the hot hot sun

[Chorus]
This endless summers an endless bummer, don't you know
I sweated through all my clothes
Endless summer's an endless bummer don't you know

[Outro]
I'm drowning in your chill wave, bro
I'm drowning in your chill wave, bro
Woah woah woah woah
Woah woah woah woah
Woah woah woah nooo
Oh noooo
WIPEOUT!