Dirt Poor Robins So Long To Yesterday Lyrics

[Intro]
Testing, haha
Alright
Oh! Haha
C'mon, hit me with it!
Mmm, ohh, mmm

Alright, here we go!

[Verse 1]
Look at today, the undisputed heavyweight of ethics
We lift our belts above our heads
And beat our chests, the champions who reached the apex
Just yesterday, the great mistakes that nearly made are ending
Religious fools and stubborn mules that drove the world to the edge of doom
There's no defending
[Chorus]
What can we say, their happy ever after
Turned out to be a total disaster
The past is passé, so long to yesterday

[Spoken]
Alright, now listen up!
We're gonna take it back
Way back to 2077

[Verse 2]
Oh, they should've known
The clowns are grown until they own the circus
A topsy-turvy, whirling dervish of absurdists
And their therapeutic circuits
Just stay alert
Unless we should revert to our perversions
When we return to making boasts In hidden ghosts who plot to force
The world's conversion

[Chorus]
What can we say, their happy ever after
Turned out to be a total disaster
The past is passé, so long to yester-
Day! (Their happy ever after)
Yesterday! (Turned out to be a total disaster)
The past is passé, so long to yesterday
(Yesterday, yesterday, yesterday-ay-ay-ay, yesterday)
(So long, so long, so long, so long, so long)
(Yesterday, yesterday, yesterday-ay-ay-ay, yesterday)
(So long, so long, so long, so long, so long)
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)

[Outro: Spoken]
Haha, hello there
Okay, okay, okay, it's time
Alright, today, we have a fool for you, and this fool thinks that if we pour a little water over her head and say some special words that something truly magical will happen to her. Haha, I'm sorry. Alright fool, c'mere. Tell us...
Why?