Dire Straits Badges Posters Stickers And T-Shirts Lyrics

Me and my mate, we think you're great
Some we like, some we hate
I know I've seen him on the adverts
Got any badges, posters, stickers or T-Shirts?

You were bloody great last time you come
I thought me 'ead was stuck in the bass drum
Bloody loud, my bloody head hurts
Got any badges, posters, stickers and T-Shirts?

So how'd you get a start in showbiz
My mate's as good on the drums as he is
My mate thinks I'm bloody cracked
Please sign my jacket on the back

All them badges made of plastic
I think they're great, just fantastic
I'm unemployed, he's still at school He gets annoyed 'cos I'm such a fool

You don't half sweat a lot up there
Got any showers in here?
You're bloody great, my bloody head hurts
Got any badges, posters, stickers and T-Shirts?

Yeah me and my mate like AC/DC
Hot and sweaty, loud and greasy
My mom says we're a pair of perverts
Got any badges, posters, stickers or T-Shirts?

C'mon mister.

We hitch-hiked here in the pouring rain
Now we've missed the friggin' train

Hey! Can I 'ave one of them lagers?

Thanks very much mate. Can he have one?