Die Antwoord We Have Candy Lyrics

[Intro: Yo-landi & Ninja]
Come to the dark side, we have candy
Yes, but do you have coffee?
Sure we have coffee, how do you take it?
Black, like my soul

[Chorus]
He likes his coffee black, like his soul
He drinks it scorching hot, like a f*cking psycho
He like coffee a lot and he like his coffee now
Fifty cups of coffee and you know it's on

[Verse 1: Yo-landi & Ninja]
Bang, motherf*cker, bang
Ja! Jy's n fokken mal gat
Dumbf*cks can't even handle my slang
Skiet jou in jou moeder fokken poes want jy praat kak
Celebrity f*ckboy rappers can't hang
Ja! Met n vinger in jou hol in!
Step the f*ck back you, whack motherf*cker
Like Kanye Kardashian
Yo, I like rats and coffee and weed
And sing whatever the f*ck I want to the beat
And I like gats and money and speed
And drivin' like a poes down the motherf*ckin' street
And all I wanna do is zoom, zoom, zoom
Bass pump in the trunk, boom, boom, boom
Pitch-black windows
You wanna see me, but you can't
Sippin' on champagne
Puffin' on a blunt
[Spoken Interlude: Yo-landi & Ninja]
So, how do you feel now that you have your new dark powers?
Aah, feel pretty good, not eh, not scared at all, I just feel kind of, I feel kind of invincible

[Verse 2: Yo-landi & Ninja]
I non-stop motherf*cker I'm too ill to chill
Too dope to cope
Too lit to quit
You f*ck with peanut butter and jelly
She talks shit
My foot kicks your ass
My fists split your lip
My mommy she shut me up with duct tape
Now I get paid for talking all day
Kidding, fok it, let's go full retard
Aw, f*ck's sakes, who ate my last cupcake?
I love coffee, but not a f*ck
When I drink Starbucks, 'cause Starbucks sucks
Ja! Daai shit proe soos kak! Ek kannie!
Oh man, I'm makin' so much motherf*ckin' money
It's making my brain go funny
You put the money in the wallet
Fok it, I can't think, I need more coffee
Kidding, fok it, let's go full retard
No more motherf*ckin' milk or sugar, because
[Chorus]
He likes his coffee black, like his soul
He drinks it scorching hot, like a f*cking psycho
He like coffee a lot and he like his coffee now
Fifty cups of coffee and you know it's on

[Spoken Interlude: Yo-landi]
But, sometimes I get sad, and I cut myself
A piece of cake!

[Outro: Yo-landi & Ninja]
Yo, 'cause, I get the mother f*ckin' munchies
Oh, motherf*cker, I need someone to eat
Flesh so yummy, bones so nice and crunchy
Hehehe, I dare you to f*ck with me
Ah, aren't you just such a cute little lollipop?
Triple-dipped in psycho