Die Antwoord My Life Is Porno Lyrics

Uh yo that dropped out what the f*ck?
How do I, hang on
Oh there we go
Shits f*ckin banging ok yo
Yean uh first up I'd just like to say
f*ck you, Thomas
Look at me now
Up in f*cking Zef Studios, South Africa
Where are you?
Still living at your mum's house
Anyway, tell her I say hi

Yo my life is porno
Got all these sexy girls loving my raw flow
Like this one chick with the fat bum and the tight little corn rolls
Woke me up and said, "Smiley I've got a sore throat"
"And sore bum from last night", yeah I've got a fat dick
When she first saw it she was like, "It's f*ckin gigantic!"
In the candlelight I made the vibe all nice and romantic
She was way impressed, she said, "I've never sucked a dick that big!"
I don't really like skinny bitches I prefer thicker chicks My dicks obviously not small but Ninjas got a bigger dick
His dick is a miracle I can't take my eyes off it
I promise I'm not gay but I kind've admire it
I respect Ninja a lot cos he's a really good rhymer
When we hit the town we drown in a f*ckin sea of vagina
I recently moved to LA and uh, I must say LA is nice
Plus all the girls there really like f*cking famous guys
I like girls company but I'm also happy to stay at home
All day alone high as f*ck wanking to Game Of Thrones
I really miss Kaleesi Game of Thrones was my favorite show
If I dated her we wouldn't f*ck straight away we'd just take it slow
Girls think I'm mysterious cos I f*ck with a mask on
I'm not a 2minute noodle yeah baby I last long
Cos if a girl doesn't come then I feel like a failure
Smiley a young OG from Australia