Denis Leary Usage Of The Word 'fuck' Lyrics

Spoken:
Perhaps one of the most interesting words
In the English language today is the word "f*ck."
Out of all the English words that begin with the letter
"f,"
f*ck is the only word that is referred to as the
"f" word
It's the one magical word;
Just by it's sound can describe pain, pleasure, hate
and love.
f*ck, as most words in the English language, is derived
from German;
the word "fleckin" which means to strike.
In English f*ck falls into many grammatical categories.
As a transitive verb, for instance:
"John f*cked Shirley."
As an intransitive verb:
"Shirley f*cks."
It's meanings not always sexual;
It can be used as an adjective such as:
"John's doing all the f*cking work."
As an adverb:
"Shirley talks too f*cking much."
As an adverb enhancing an adjective:
"Shirley is f*cking beautiful!"
As a noun:
"I don't give a f*ck!"
As a part of a word:
"Absof*ckinglutly!"
or
"Inf*ckincredible!"
And as almost every word in the sentence: "f*ck the f*cking f*ckers."
But you must realize that aren't too many words
With the versatility of f*ck.
As in these examples describing situations, such as:
Fraud:
"I got f*cked at the used car lot."
Dismay:
"Ah f*ck it!"
Trouble:
"I guess I'm really f*cked now."
Aggression:
"Don't f*ck with me, buddy"
Difficulty:
"I don't understand this f*cking question."
Inquiry:
"Who the f*ck was that?"
Dissatisfaction:
"I don't like what the f*ck is going on here."
Incompetence:
"He's a f*ck off!"
Dismissal:
"What don't you go outside and play hide-and-go f*ck
yourself?"
I'm sure you can think of many more examples.
With all of these multipurpose applications,
How can anyone be offended when you use the word?
We say, use this unique, flexible word more often in
your daily speech.
It will identify the quality of your character
immediately.
Say it loudly and proudly!
f*ck YOU!