Dawn Of The Dude Rednecks Rule Really Hard Lyrics

She drank my beer
And that is totally gay
The f*cking bitch is gonna die of third degree carpet burns
Omfg and she just lol's I'm gonna bomb her house then jump on my trampoline
She drank my beer, cause she's a total fag.
Her mom's a teacher and her dad's a dance
I drive a truck, and it's totally rad someone kill her dead
She drank my beer.
Oh god dude today has been the worst day ever
Woke up, tad bit hungry, balls kinda itching
I woke up to realize that...
She drank my beer
And I hope she gets herpies
Ewww nasty
She killed a deer
Green peace and peta are fags So drink my muther f*ckin urine sample
She killed a deer!

You drank my beer that's not cool
Do it again, you'll f*cking die

She drank my beer, she killed a deer, she's such a queer, emo sucks ass
You're a fag, I need a napkin, canada sucks, it should be called canamerica

f*ckin' shit, (you big fat f*ckin bastard)
Life, life is so hard.
Sometimes, life. it gets so hard.
Sprite, diet rite, macaroni and cheese, chef boyrdy
Life, is all we have, so life, be good to me.
Be good, to me.
You suck!!!!