DAVE & BRIAN


The Dork Anthem Lyrics

(Verse 1)

Check me out by the wall at the dance
Lookin' sharp in my high-water sweatpants
I wish I was at home where I could be blogging
And watching wrestling

I hang out and play magic cards after school
With all the crossing guards, they're cool
Yeah, I believe in magic

(Chorus)

I was first in line to buy Halo 3
On Friday night I play TNT
You say I'm a dork but that's okay
I'm gonna be your boss one day

(Verse 2)

Check me out in the back of the class
I'm daydreaming about World of Warcraft
While I write dirty words on my calculator
I'll show you later

Even my mother picks on me
I dress up when I watch Lord of the Rings
Even when I'm home by myself

(Chorus)

When I play dodgeball there isn't any doubt
I'll be last picked, I'll be the first one out
You say I'm a dork but that's okay
I'm gonna be your boss one day

(Bridge)

Partner up in science class with me
We'll see if there's any chemistry

I don't understand girls but I'm a fast learner
Baby you're hotter than a bunsen burner
Let's re-create the scene from E.T.
Where Elliot let the frogs go free

(Chorus)

All my favorite films are Japanese
I know what it means when you say R.P.G.
You say I'm a dork but that's okay
I'm gonna be your boss one

They finally let me on the football field
'Cause in marching band I play the glockenspiel
I know I'm a dork but that's okay
I'm gonna be your boss one day

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these lyrics are submitted by Jake of Seven White Roses
these lyrics are last corrected by James on November 15, 2017

Record Label(s): 2008 Dave and Brian

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