Dash Rip Rock Shootin' Up Signs Lyrics

All of the good rock 'n' rollers are dead
Most of them got killed in airplane crashes
So that takes away my reason to live
I feel like I'm diggin' through everyone's trash
I'm ridin' through the woods puttin' holes in signs
People down south don't read them half the time
Just a bad sinner with no reason to be
Hopefully I'll drag you down with me

If I had a Yugo
I'd drive it through Hurricane Hugo
But this town's such a horrible bore
I can't stand it
I can't take it no more, no
Do Not Enter (Shootin' up signs)
Speed Limit 65, we're (Shootin' up signs)
No Trespassing (Shootin' up signs)
Baton Rouge - 50 miles, 50 miles

Well, I've been shootin' up signs since you were still in diapers
Drinkin' and raisin' Cain with the Blue Vipers
Got my own room in the Coffee County jail
Everybody knows we were raisin' some hell
All my great heroes have taken the fall
Most of them died from drugs and alcohol
Hank Williams, Gram Parsons, Ronnie Van Zant
I'd like to bring 'em back, but I know that I can't When I'm in a record store
I wanna take the CDs and stomp them on the floor
All this bad music is bringin' me down
I can't stand it
I can't stand these bad sounds, no

Do Not Enter (Shootin' up signs)
Speed Limit 65, we're (Shootin' up signs)
No Trespassin' (Shootin' up signs)
Baton Rouge - 50 miles, 50 miles

No Guitar Playing Allowed!
Do Not Enter (Shootin' up signs)
Speed Limit 65, we're (Shootin' up signs)
No Trespassin' (Shootin' up signs)
Tickfaw River (Shootin' up signs)
Keep off the Grass (Shootin' up signs)
Welcome to Mamou (Shootin' up signs)
Pickle[?] for Governor (Shootin' up signs)
Firearms Prohibited (Shootin' up signs)
Two Drink Minimum (Shootin' up signs)
Nutria Crossing (Shootin' up signs)
Don't Mess with Texas (Shootin' up signs)
Welcome to Heaven (Shootin' up signs)
Deer Crossing (Shootin' up signs)
Welcome to Mamou (Shootin' up signs)
Keep off the Grass (Shootin' up signs)
Loitering Prohibited (Shootin' up signs)
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