Darren Hanlon (there's Not Enough Songs About) Squash Lyrics

(Too lazy to edit so there are chords in this one too)

(There's Not Enough Songs About) Squash (Hanlon)
G D Em C Bm C D
Why do I (G) bother I don¹t know (D)
I¹ll turn (Em) off my radio
(C)Day after (Bm) day the air(C)waves are awash (D)
With (G) songs of ones in love (D)
And (Em) those who are out of
There¹s just (C)not enough (D) songs about squash (G)

Maybe to (G)you it¹s just a game (D)
Some(Em)where you heard the name
Not (C)for the claustro(Bm)phobic, a [C]pastime for the
posh (D)
Without (G)sounding too peculiar (D)
If it¹s the (Em)cardiovascular
You¹re [C]after then you (D) can¹t go past squash (G)

(C)Netball, (Bm)t-ball, (Am)orienteering (G)
Are all worth a second hearing
(C)Football, handball, four-in-a-square
Are all (D)good but (C)they just (Bm)don¹t (Am)compare

I (G) hope I¹m speaking clearly (D)
(Em) because there¹s no not nearly
(C)enough (D) songs about (G) squash A E F#m D C#m D E
A E F#m D E A

(A)Oh no it¹s raining (E)
We¹ll have to (F#m)cancel tennis training
But look (D)here, never (C#m)fear, throw (D)down that
(E)mackintosh
I know a (A)game under a roof (E)
It¹s just (F#m)four walls and the truth
It¹s (D)fun, rain hail or (E)sun, it¹s (A)squash

(D)Red dot, (C#m)green dot, (Bm)yellow dot ball (A)
Try and bounce it off the wall
(D)Headband, wristband, fuzzy handled racket
Can¹t (E)some (D)DJ play a (C#m)squash song in their
(Bm)bracket

No (A)I¹m not trying to fool ya
(E)It¹ll (F#m)either kill or cure ya (D)
(E)It¹s (A)squash

You see there¹s (D)not enough (E)songs
There¹s (F#m)not enough (C#m)songs
There¹s (D)not enough (E)songs about (F#m)squash
There¹s (D)not enough (E)songs
There¹s (F#m)not enough (C#m)songs
There¹s (D)not enough (E)songs about (A)squash