Nightmare
Dane Cook
Dane Cook
DANE COOK
- Nightmare LyricsI had this weird dream man.
And yanno how you like have a nightmare and it's so
intense,
even your leg tries to wake you up.
Your leg's like,
"GET UP!"
Your leg kicks awake. And you wake up.
I- this was the dream right. I was being chase by a
giant crab.
It's not funny. This huge like 50 foot crab.
He was chasing me down a beach and he was doing that
crab run where he was like... and snapping at me with
his little snappers.
And he was all night long... he was trucking.
He was doing like 100 miles an hour.
You know like when you're bring chased by a killer or a
beast?
In the dream they can run as fast as they want but you
can't f*cking-
you're like AH COME ON I CAN'T MOVE.
But the f*cking crab is like eh... and his eyes were up
here and there
was lighting shooting out of its eyes and he was
wearing little loafers or
something. I dunno. Oh my leg just f*cking went "GET
UP!"
And I woke up for like a second and they I went right
back into the f*cking
dream. Which only happens witha nightmare.
You never like wake up like yanno it's like if you're
having sex with
Cindy Crawford. Yyou know how you like wake up and you
pretend
you're not awake? Yanno? Try to trick yourself.
Oh no! I'm not awake I'm in Cancun with Cindy. NOOO.
But I fell back into the into the dream and the crab
was like waiting for me.
He was like UGH.... And i was like NOT AGAIN! All night
long.
And then I woke up and I called my buddy Mike.
Yanoo I had to tell somebody like he picks up the
phone...
I'm like "Dude I had the weirdest dream last night."
And he goes all concerned, "What was you dream?"
I go,
"I was being chased by a giant crab."
"What?! Dude What?!"
All the sudden he's like hold on and I hear like pages.
*flip flip*
OK I go dude what are you doing? I have a dream book.
I'm looking up crabs to see what they represent in my
dream book.
Right so all the sudden he goes like this,
"Dude, Crabs! Hold on Crabs. Uh crab...um uh it
represents...
Dude you're gay! That's why you were running away cuz a
crab
represents sexuality cuz it doesnt know which way you
f*cking-
and that's why you ran away. You were running away from
your gayness!"
I said what about the lightning? Uh emphasizes the gay!
That's what it says if there's lighting around the crab
you're super gay
that's what it says here. Super gay. He wasn't wearing
loafers was he?
OH NO! Cuz that would mean you were mega ultron gay
like a super
hero gay!
And yanno how you like have a nightmare and it's so
intense,
even your leg tries to wake you up.
Your leg's like,
"GET UP!"
Your leg kicks awake. And you wake up.
I- this was the dream right. I was being chase by a
giant crab.
It's not funny. This huge like 50 foot crab.
He was chasing me down a beach and he was doing that
crab run where he was like... and snapping at me with
his little snappers.
And he was all night long... he was trucking.
He was doing like 100 miles an hour.
You know like when you're bring chased by a killer or a
beast?
In the dream they can run as fast as they want but you
can't f*cking-
you're like AH COME ON I CAN'T MOVE.
But the f*cking crab is like eh... and his eyes were up
here and there
was lighting shooting out of its eyes and he was
wearing little loafers or
something. I dunno. Oh my leg just f*cking went "GET
UP!"
And I woke up for like a second and they I went right
back into the f*cking
dream. Which only happens witha nightmare.
You never like wake up like yanno it's like if you're
having sex with
Cindy Crawford. Yyou know how you like wake up and you
pretend
you're not awake? Yanno? Try to trick yourself.
Oh no! I'm not awake I'm in Cancun with Cindy. NOOO.
was like waiting for me.
He was like UGH.... And i was like NOT AGAIN! All night
long.
And then I woke up and I called my buddy Mike.
Yanoo I had to tell somebody like he picks up the
phone...
I'm like "Dude I had the weirdest dream last night."
And he goes all concerned, "What was you dream?"
I go,
"I was being chased by a giant crab."
"What?! Dude What?!"
All the sudden he's like hold on and I hear like pages.
*flip flip*
OK I go dude what are you doing? I have a dream book.
I'm looking up crabs to see what they represent in my
dream book.
Right so all the sudden he goes like this,
"Dude, Crabs! Hold on Crabs. Uh crab...um uh it
represents...
Dude you're gay! That's why you were running away cuz a
crab
represents sexuality cuz it doesnt know which way you
f*cking-
and that's why you ran away. You were running away from
your gayness!"
I said what about the lightning? Uh emphasizes the gay!
That's what it says if there's lighting around the crab
you're super gay
that's what it says here. Super gay. He wasn't wearing
loafers was he?
OH NO! Cuz that would mean you were mega ultron gay
like a super
hero gay!
Facts about Nightmare
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Nightmare is written and performed by Dane Cook.
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It is first released on July 22, 2003 as part of Dane Cook's album "Harmful If Swallowed" which includes 24 tracks in total. This song is the 19th track on this album.
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When we think about the deeper meaning of the song, Dane Cook's song 'Nightmare' uses comedy to show how people face challenges when they drink too much by creating funny situations that make audiences laugh. The artist uses comedic storytelling to show how people drink and party and face the dangers of drinking too much while he mocks social standards and alcohol and drug use stereotypes. Nightmare lyrics mostly emphasizes party, social commentary, celebration, reflection and joy. The song presents drinking culture as essential while showing how people experience life through laughter and face the outcomes of substance abuse. The lyrics contain adult themes related to drinking, drug use, and sexual references, which are not suitable for children. The R rating emerges from the explicit language and sexual content references that appear in the material.
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Nightmare falls under the genre Comedy.
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Nightmare song length is 3 minutes and 05 seconds.
Who wrote Nightmare lyrics?
Nightmare is written and performed by Dane Cook.
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When was Nightmare released?
It is first released on July 22, 2003 as part of Dane Cook's album "Harmful If Swallowed" which includes 24 tracks in total. This song is the 19th track on this album.
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What is the meaning behind Nightmare lyrics?
When we think about the deeper meaning of the song, Dane Cook's song 'Nightmare' uses comedy to show how people face challenges when they drink too much by creating funny situations that make audiences laugh. The artist uses comedic storytelling to show how people drink and party and face the dangers of drinking too much while he mocks social standards and alcohol and drug use stereotypes. Nightmare lyrics mostly emphasizes party, social commentary, celebration, reflection and joy. The song presents drinking culture as essential while showing how people experience life through laughter and face the outcomes of substance abuse. The lyrics contain adult themes related to drinking, drug use, and sexual references, which are not suitable for children. The R rating emerges from the explicit language and sexual content references that appear in the material.
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Which genre is Nightmare?
Nightmare falls under the genre Comedy.
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How long is the song Nightmare?
Nightmare song length is 3 minutes and 05 seconds.
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Songwriter(s): Dane Cook
Record Label(s): 2003 Comedy Central
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