DANE COOK


Nightmare Lyrics

I had this weird dream man.
And yanno how you like have a nightmare and it's so
intense,
even your leg tries to wake you up.
Your leg's like,
"GET UP!"
Your leg kicks awake. And you wake up.
I- this was the dream right. I was being chase by a
giant crab.
It's not funny. This huge like 50 foot crab.
He was chasing me down a beach and he was doing that
crab run where he was like... and snapping at me with
his little snappers.
And he was all night long... he was trucking.
He was doing like 100 miles an hour.
You know like when you're bring chased by a killer or a
beast?
In the dream they can run as fast as they want but you
can't f**king-
you're like AH COME ON I CAN'T MOVE.
But the f**king crab is like eh... and his eyes were up
here and there
was lighting shooting out of its eyes and he was
wearing little loafers or
something. I dunno. Oh my leg just f**king went "GET
UP!"
And I woke up for like a second and they I went right
back into the f**king
dream. Which only happens witha nightmare.
You never like wake up like yanno it's like if you're
having sex with
Cindy Crawford. Yyou know how you like wake up and you
pretend
you're not awake? Yanno? Try to trick yourself.
Oh no! I'm not awake I'm in Cancun with Cindy. NOOO.
But I fell back into the into the dream and the crab
was like waiting for me.
He was like UGH.... And i was like NOT AGAIN! All night
long.
And then I woke up and I called my buddy Mike.
Yanoo I had to tell somebody like he picks up the
phone...
I'm like "Dude I had the weirdest dream last night."
And he goes all concerned, "What was you dream?"
I go,
"I was being chased by a giant crab."
"What?! Dude What?!"
All the sudden he's like hold on and I hear like pages.
*flip flip*
OK I go dude what are you doing? I have a dream book.
I'm looking up crabs to see what they represent in my
dream book.
Right so all the sudden he goes like this,
"Dude, Crabs! Hold on Crabs. Uh crab...um uh it
represents...
Dude you're gay! That's why you were running away cuz a
crab
represents sexuality cuz it doesnt know which way you
f**king-
and that's why you ran away. You were running away from
your gayness!"
I said what about the lightning? Uh emphasizes the gay!
That's what it says if there's lighting around the crab
you're super gay
that's what it says here. Super gay. He wasn't wearing
loafers was he?
OH NO! Cuz that would mean you were mega ultron gay
like a super
hero gay!

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Record Label(s): 2003 Comedy Central
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