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Cledus T. Judd Grandpa Got Runned Over By A John Deere Lyrics
Total views: 1 time this week / Rating: 7.54/10 [24 votes]Album: I Stoled This Record / Original Release Date: 1997-10-06Genre: CountrySong Duration: 3 min 14 sec
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Cledus T. Judd
Cledus T. Judd
CLEDUS T. JUDD
- Grandpa Got Runned Over By A John Deere LyricsCHORUS
Grandpa got runned over by a John Deere
Walking home from the Moose Lodge Christmas Eve.
Now you can say there's no such thing as Santa,
But after suing John Deere, I believe...
He'd been a-guzzlin' old Jack Daniels
And smokin' that wacky weed-
He mixed it with his medication
And run off with some bleach-blonde named Bernice.
When we found him Christmas mornin'
We thought he had a heart attack.
But he had tar prints on his forehead
And incriminatin' hickies on his neck.
(ON HIS WHAT?)
CHORUS
But we're all ashamed of Grandpa.
He took Grandma's death too well.
Started watchin' porno movies
And engaging in phone sex with Cousin Belle.
It's a better Christmas without Grandpa
Last year in church, he mooned the choir.
At first, we thought it was Alzheimer's,
But looking back, we realized he was wired.
CHORUS
Yeah, I filed myself a lawsuit
And they awarded me two mil.
You know Grandpa didn't leave me nuthin',
But thanks to that old John Deere, he got killed.
Funny, all my friends and neigh-bras
Turned up on the grand jury,
(laughs) I bribed 'em like Johnny Cochran
Did when they set O.J. Simpson free.
GUIL-TY!
CHORUS (x2)
Grandpa got runned over by a John Deere
Walking home from the Moose Lodge Christmas Eve.
Now you can say there's no such thing as Santa,
But after suing John Deere, I believe...
He'd been a-guzzlin' old Jack Daniels
And smokin' that wacky weed-
He mixed it with his medication
And run off with some bleach-blonde named Bernice.
When we found him Christmas mornin'
We thought he had a heart attack.
But he had tar prints on his forehead
And incriminatin' hickies on his neck.
(ON HIS WHAT?)
CHORUS
But we're all ashamed of Grandpa.
He took Grandma's death too well.
Started watchin' porno movies
It's a better Christmas without Grandpa
Last year in church, he mooned the choir.
At first, we thought it was Alzheimer's,
But looking back, we realized he was wired.
CHORUS
Yeah, I filed myself a lawsuit
And they awarded me two mil.
You know Grandpa didn't leave me nuthin',
But thanks to that old John Deere, he got killed.
Funny, all my friends and neigh-bras
Turned up on the grand jury,
(laughs) I bribed 'em like Johnny Cochran
Did when they set O.J. Simpson free.
GUIL-TY!
CHORUS (x2)
Facts about Grandpa Got Runned Over By A John Deere
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Grandpa Got Runned Over By A John Deere is written by Cledus T. Judd, Bruce Burch.
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It is first released on October 06, 1997 as part of Cledus T. Judd's album "I Stoled This Record" which includes 14 tracks in total. This song is the 13rd track on this album.
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Grandpa Got Runned Over By A John Deere falls under the genre Country.
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Grandpa Got Runned Over By A John Deere song length is 3 minutes and 14 seconds.
Who wrote Grandpa Got Runned Over By A John Deere lyrics?
Grandpa Got Runned Over By A John Deere is written by Cledus T. Judd, Bruce Burch.
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When was Grandpa Got Runned Over By A John Deere released?
It is first released on October 06, 1997 as part of Cledus T. Judd's album "I Stoled This Record" which includes 14 tracks in total. This song is the 13rd track on this album.
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Which genre is Grandpa Got Runned Over By A John Deere?
Grandpa Got Runned Over By A John Deere falls under the genre Country.
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How long is the song Grandpa Got Runned Over By A John Deere?
Grandpa Got Runned Over By A John Deere song length is 3 minutes and 14 seconds.
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Songwriter(s): cledus t. judd, bruce burch
Record Label(s): 1997 Razor & Tie
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