Christine Lavin Here Comes Caesar The Dog Whisperer Lyrics

Here comes Caesar the Dog Whisperer
Good dogs clap and wag their tails
Bad dogs know the jig is up
They might be headed for puppy dog jail

Bad dogs must accept the fact
You're not the leader of the pack
We pay the rent
We buy the food
To think you're in charge is ridiculously rude
Here comes Caesar the Dog Whisperer
Kittycats you better look away
You might be cute in your puss 'n' boots Dreaming about Cheryl Wheeler's cat's birthday

But you don't act excited when we walk in the door
You think playing fetch is one big bore
Someday they'll be a cat whisperer
You can ignore
But today is not that day!

Here comes Caesar the dog whisperer
Caesar the dog whisperer
Caesar the dog whisperer is on his way

So stay
Stay
Stay

Bad dog