Chris Moyles Bimbo Girl Lyrics

Hiya Bimbo

Oh sod off

You wanna go for a ride

Look I've told you

Come on

Just 'cause I'm a girl, does not mean I'm a bimbo

I have blonde hair, that means you care

I just have to smile, your pants stick out a mile

You think you can have me, you sad pervy

Come on silly, touch my - Leave it

I look like a doll, some say quite horrible

But you like me, I'm a bike-me

Come here for a ride,you've something you can't hide

I know what you men are, have you got a tenner

I'm a sad bimbo girl, the thickest in the world

I am dim, I am thick and I'm easy

You're a doll, rock and roll, your fake breasts will
explode

And at school, you failed your GCSE

But I'm nice, and I'm cute

And I like the smell of brut I'm a bimbo girl, in a bimbo world

Yes I'm tempting, but my head is empty

You can buy me stuff, three cars is not enough

'Cause you really want me, I'll spend all your money

Come on bimbo, let's go limbo

Just get stuffed

Come on bimbo, let's go limbo

Erm

Come on bimbo, let's go limbo

I've forgotten the question

Come on bimbo, let's go limbo

Erm... what

I am just a nice girl and my hair is in curls

And I know it looks blonde, but I dyed it

You look good, you look neat, I'm hungry, let me eat

Page ninteen of this book, can we try it

You get stuffed, you sad prat

I will break if I do that

I can't bend in that way

I'm not coming out to play