Chodes Disease Me Up Lyrics

Cancer caused from getting tans
Cigarettes and aluminum cans
Microwaves send out the rays
Programs malfunction inside our brains
Jelly Bellies and Cocaine Blues
Old Milwaukee and those wash-off tattoos
Willy Wonka should go to hell
Along with Nixon and Harvey Keitel

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Cause we're getting a disease from everything we see
It's a giant wave of death and it's coming after me
Everyone will die but I do not really care
I just thought I'd let you know so that you could be prepared

Be careful who you make it with She might have AIDs or possibly Syphilis
Give me injections, make me immune
To Mad Cow Disease and Hepititus too
So much infection going around
Mass indigestion and it's smellin' pretty foul
The Sperminator vs. Mr. Clean
It'll be a hell of a time, if you know what I mean

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No sanitizing, gas prices are rising
Blood shot red eyes, you better fill them up with Visine
Contamination, tanning bed masturbation
There's a chemical reaction sweepin' over the nation
And we're...

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