Chelsea Boots I Hate Discos Lyrics

I can't pretend I'm someone else
When moving girls stare at me
So I dance to hide away
Get a taste of mediocrity
But I do believe in dirty sex
And dirty thoughts come to me
I think I'm gonna try these girls
Get a taste of mediocrity

I hear the music so loud
And I just want to break free
Become the god of this crowd
And now that humans are deaf
Get to shout it out loud
I hate discos

I'm swinging like a criminal
Elvis would be proud of me
Don't forget the ritual
Catch a fire and I'll throw a kiss
But the cherry pops and someone screams
The ladies' room is ecstasy
I really hope they call the cops
That little girl is only seventeen I hear the music so loud
And I just want to break free
Become the god of this crowd
And now that humans are deaf
Get to shout it out loud
I hate discos

I did a couple girls that I do regret
One was a drag, last one a bet
But in the meantime I'm such a good boy
I keep my feet warm and I read Tolstoy

I need more make up
I need more make up for this silly clown face
I need more make up
I need more make up for this silly clown face

I hear the music so loud
And I just want to break free
Become the god of this crowd
And now that humans are deaf
Get to shout it out loud
I hate discos