Charlie The Unicorn The Coat Song Lyrics

Norwell;
I bought myself a coat.
A brand new shiny coat, just the other day.
I went into the shop and saw this big coat hanging there,
and they looked to me with their smooth coat body and said,

A Coat;
I've led a hard life as a coat.
I'm not actually new, I'm an old coat.
If I look new its because we are in love that's right you and me!
We are in love you and a coat, me!

Life can be a terrible when your a coat.
That's me, I'm a coat and stuff's been rough.
But the winds are changing you're taking me home!
To a brand new life a better life I love you!

Norwell:
I still need a coat.
A normal lifeless coat, one for me to wear.
I love my coat husband, yes that's right we got married but still,
I also need a regular coat for inclement weather. A Coat;
It can be hard when your a coat,
and your husband is cold, and has no coat.
And you´d let him wear you around if you could but you actually can't,
because of the terms of the witch curse that brought you to...

Life, which can be terrible without a coat.
Like me, I'm a coat, but not the one he can wear.
So the journey continues, the journey called marriage,
and the journey called shopping for some clothing.

Norwell;
The moral of the story is we're married and we kiss, a ghost and a coat,
and its fine, its great, get out of here if you don't like it.
We do other stuff too that I'm not going to talk about but yeah that's it, that's the song.