Bob Schneider Game Plan Lyrics

baby here's the game plan
i'm gonna be a new man
i'm gonna start over
be a little better than
better than i used to be
back in the seventies
baby i can do it
baby you can count on me

i'm fallin' off the fourth floor
harder than a [car door]
steppin' on the gas
feelin' like an [asprin]
lookin' for some comfort
speedin' off the cliff now
baby hold your breath
it's gonna be a long fall

baby [allright] above now
i feel like a blind man
and i could pop a nine in
open up the front door
get into the open
throw yourself a left hook right into the [spokes]
again

right into the [spokes] again

baby let me out let me in
i said it once i'll say it again
i'm all shakin' shakin' in the shower
but nobody can touch me
i got super powers

and i'm up on the ceilin'
[no where] they can reach me
top of the city
nothin' they can teach me
i'm fifty foot high now
higher than this building
higher than the ceiling higher than this feeling

[i'll] make it as a monkey
feel like a flunky
and i just want to use you oh [like a junky]
baby i'd move it
move it with me right now
baby take me with you take me with you right now take
me with you right now

take me with you right now take me with you right now

i'll be your ship
i'll be your captain
hold me under water
show me the map again
the one that's gonna
take us take us to a new place
i can get a haircut
i can get a new face

baby go to sleep now from cincinatti
i'll be your baby
i'll be your fatty
you're like a bullet
stuck inside a dead bird
sleepin' on the forest floor
roaches on the bedroom door
baby won't you hold me
in your little small hands
and i will be a fortress
i will be a strong man now

i will be a strong man now
i will be a strong man now
i will be a strong man now
i will be a strong man now