BOB RIVERS


I Want A Blow-up Doll For Christmas Lyrics

I want a blow-up doll for Christmas.
I want a girl I can inflate.
I saw one like I want in a girlie magazine --
The one that I hide between my mattress and box
springs.
I want a blow-up doll for Christmas.
Hurry up, Santa, I can't wait!
I want a blow-up doll for Christmas,
'Cause I know that she'll be the perfect mate.

She must be heavy-duty to resist wear and tear.
She'll come with a special set of sexy underwear.
I'll dress her like a hooker, then dress her for the
prom,
Then let her air out, fold her up and hide her from my
Mom.

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She won't talk so I won't have to call her on the
phone.
I won't have to comb her hair because it's printed on.
Her lips will be shaped like an "O" and painted ruby
red.
I'll have to hide her from my friends -- she'll be a
real airhead.

Oh, I want a blow-up doll for Christmas.
I want a girl with vinyl flesh.
She must have a pretty face up above her neck.
The rest of her body must be anatomically correct.
I want a blow-up doll for Christmas.
I think I'll call her Judy or Beth.
I want a blow-up doll for Christmas,
'Cause real girls, they scare me half to death!

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