Blink-182 Grandpa Lyrics

Uno, dos, tres, cuatros
When you f*cked grandpa
Did he tell you that he loved you?
Did he hold you til the sun did rise
And did he look into your eyes
And ask you to fellate him
And stick a finger or two in his ass
He seems like a total asshole
Grandpa is a total f*cking asshole
Who would ever want a dirty, greasy finger in his ass?
He rubs his dick in broken glass
When you f*cked grandpa
Did he kiss you soft and tender?
Did he tie your hands behind your head
And was it on your mother's bed? And
(He seems like a total asshole
Grandpa is a total f*cking asshole Who would ever want a dirty, greasy finger in his ass?
He rubs his dick in broken glass)
This is f*cking stupid, man
I can't believe you'd have sex with your own
grandfather
I mean, you guys are related!
What's he gonna do, take out his false teeth
and just lay them on the side of the bed?
Man, you like to f*ck him in the butt
and have everyone come in and watch and masterbate
And cum all over the place, this is stupid, I hate you
all
I'm not even going to have sex with my mom tonight man,
this is stupid!
I hate you!