Bitch & Animal Best Cock On The Block Lyrics

it's two in the morning

my beeper's going off
i'm naked, i roll over
enough is enough
these bitches always calling me
morning, noon, and night
Gladys and Rhonda
Darlene, she is tight, right?

what can i say?
they can't stay away
from the best cock on the block today
it's eternally hard

i've got five different sizes, shapes and colors
come over and try me, i am like no other
you like 'em big?
i got a GMC brand
you like 'em little?
i got a mini pickle
i aim to satisfy i aim to please
just give me some booty that i can squeeze

what can i say?
they can't stay away
from the best cock on the block today
it's eternally hard

aw, shit! it's Darlene.
i know it by the code
i was supposed to be there an hour ago
she said, "baby, bring the big one"
but i left it with Brooke
my dick, it's like chick bait
one bite and they're hooked so i'm headed to darlene's and i get distracted
got my eye right on her block
and i get distracted
slid down to the girl on the bench sippin' water
she leaned in, licked her lips like i was on her
she said "ooh, you're one of dem girly men
well, i need more man in my men
we could meet next week,
we could be great friends...."

no, no... see- i'm a lady lover
i'm a lady leaver
just one taste and you'll be a believer
so girl- take that
my dick's so big, i don't even have to pack it

see i'm just a little girl boy,
trying to make my way in a man's world
i'm just a little girl boy,
trying to make my way in a man's world

so... i gotta go.
got my 40 and my lucky extra firm dildo

from the D- to the I- to the L- to the DO

what can i say?
they can't stay away from the best cock
on the block todaaaaay