A Conversation In 2017 Lyrics

[Verse 1]

[Aaron]
Hello! Um, It's very nice to meet you,
Cliché introduction is apparently how I'm going to greet you,
I hope you guys are doing great on this fine, fine day,
Where the weather is just the perfect amount that it makes me feel kind of gay.

[Larry]
Gay? What the f*ck do you mean? And why did you say guys when there's clearly a girl with me?

[Aaron]
No, no, no, by gay I just meant happy,
And by guys I just meant everyone,
I didn't mean to single you guys out, seriously!

[Larry]
Well, why didn't you just say guys and girls?
Are you so used to this cruel world that sexism is embedded in your soul?
That you just unconsciously do these f*cked up things?
I am offended by your f*cked up reasonings! No!

[Aaron]
No, no, no, no, no,
I'm sorry. I truly am,
Can we just move past this and enjoy this band?

[Larry]
No, no, no that is not how it's going to be!
I'm about to tell what is wrong with this country!

[Chorus]

f*ck you, I don't care,
f*ck you, I don't care,
f*ck you, I don't care,
f*ck you, I don't care

[Verse 2]

[Aaron]
Hitler wasn't such a bad guy after all,
I mean, he-he killed Hitler!

[Larry]
NAZI! NAZI! (Aaron: Oh jesus)
You're a f*cking Nazi how dare you joke about the nineteen
Thirties (Aaron: Larry!) to forties that shit affects me on a personal level
That you can't ever be fit to understand! (Aaron: O-Okay, okay)
How dare you!

[Aaron]
So I'm supposed to appeal to every single person's idea of what is allowed to be said based on their personal beliefs?

[Larry]
NO! Just mine, so stop being a racist, sexist piece of white trash male shit! [Chorus]

f*ck you, I don't care,
f*ck you, I don't care,
f*ck you, I don't care,
f*ck you, I don't care

[Verse 3]

[Aaron]
Hey, hey uh, hey Larry (Larry: what?)
You wanna, you wanna come over here real quick? (Larry: why?)
I-I got something to show ya, (I-I really don't care. I just-)
No, no, no. Tru-trust me it's-it's great.

[Larry]
Fine, fine, fine, w-whatever (Aaron: Larry?)
I-I don't want to be around you to be honest (Aaron: Just come on Larry)
Wi-with your racist bullshit (Aaron: Trust me. Trust me it's good)

Oh. Oh my god, what is that!

[Aaron]
It's a lion Larry. It's a lion.

[Larry]
Oh God stop! Oh no!

[Aaron]
Get him boy!
Get him boy! Oh, good job.
Oh get him boy!
Yeah, you got him (Larry: Get him off of me! Oh God!)
Oh good boy, good boy you got him,
You got him boy.

[Larry]
What? Why are you doing this? (Aaron: Oh my god hes-he's still alive) Is it because I'm a white American man? (Aaron: Are you serious?) Why would you do this? You racist, pig! (Aaron: Oh my gosh, please shut up.) You piece of shit? (Aaron: How are you still alive?) Why did you murder my wife? (Aaron: What?) Why because you're a sexist piece of shit? (Aaron: Oh my god) Why did you murder a woman? (Aaron: You are literally decapitated!) What's wrong with a woman? Why a white male? (Aaron: How is-How are you still talking?) Why not a black male, huh? (Aaron: Oh Jesus) What are you, racist? You racist, sexist, piece of trash! (Aaron: J-J-Just please) Oh god, oh, oh j-oh! (Aaron: Good, alright, okay. Um, f*ck you.)

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