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Big Dumb Face Mighty Penis Laser Lyrics
Total views: 1 time this week / Rating: 7.75/10 [20 votes]Album: Duke Lion Fights The Terror!! / Original Release Date: 2001-03-06Genre: AlternativeSong Duration: 5 min 31 sec
Mighty Penis Laser
Big Dumb Face
Big Dumb Face
BIG DUMB FACE
- Mighty Penis Laser LyricsYou can never see it
Or keep it in a jar
You cannot escape it
Not even in your car
It is not a mineral
Animal or plant
You will never find it
Don't try because you can't
Make it so it hurts your face
Then touch it
Spank it 'til it stinks
And touch it baby
It's weight doesn't matter
Neither does it's size
If you look into it
It burns out your eyes,
Do not breathe around it,
Sniffle, sneeze or cough,
If you were to touch it,
Your skin would sizzle off,
Make it so it hurts your face
Then touch it
Spank it till it stinks
Touch it baby...
It's the mighty penis laser,
The cause for every scream,
It is better than anything you've got,
Cause it's made out of a laser beam
(Bum, bum, bum's)
Now is when the horror will be truly felt
And the sick smell of death will soon be smelt
It is a laser beam
It will never be seen
And it's shit is far more flammable than gasoline
Make it so it hurts your face and touch it
Spank it 'til it stinks
Touch it baby
It is incapable of reasoning,
This is the part where we sing...
It's the Mighty Penis Laser,
The cause for every scream,
It is better then anything you've got,
Cause it's made out of a laser beam.
Mighty - Penis - Laser
Or keep it in a jar
You cannot escape it
Not even in your car
It is not a mineral
Animal or plant
You will never find it
Don't try because you can't
Make it so it hurts your face
Then touch it
Spank it 'til it stinks
And touch it baby
It's weight doesn't matter
Neither does it's size
If you look into it
It burns out your eyes,
Do not breathe around it,
Sniffle, sneeze or cough,
If you were to touch it,
Your skin would sizzle off,
Make it so it hurts your face
Then touch it
Spank it till it stinks
Touch it baby...
It's the mighty penis laser,
The cause for every scream,
Cause it's made out of a laser beam
(Bum, bum, bum's)
Now is when the horror will be truly felt
And the sick smell of death will soon be smelt
It is a laser beam
It will never be seen
And it's shit is far more flammable than gasoline
Make it so it hurts your face and touch it
Spank it 'til it stinks
Touch it baby
It is incapable of reasoning,
This is the part where we sing...
It's the Mighty Penis Laser,
The cause for every scream,
It is better then anything you've got,
Cause it's made out of a laser beam.
Mighty - Penis - Laser
Facts about Mighty Penis Laser
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Mighty Penis Laser is written by Borland Wesley Louden.
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It is first released on March 06, 2001 as part of Big Dumb Face's album "Duke Lion Fights The Terror!!" which includes 12 tracks in total. This song is the 7th track on this album.
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Mighty Penis Laser falls under the genre Alternative.
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Mighty Penis Laser song length is 5 minutes and 31 seconds.
Who wrote Mighty Penis Laser lyrics?
Mighty Penis Laser is written by Borland Wesley Louden.
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When was Mighty Penis Laser released?
It is first released on March 06, 2001 as part of Big Dumb Face's album "Duke Lion Fights The Terror!!" which includes 12 tracks in total. This song is the 7th track on this album.
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Which genre is Mighty Penis Laser?
Mighty Penis Laser falls under the genre Alternative.
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How long is the song Mighty Penis Laser?
Mighty Penis Laser song length is 5 minutes and 31 seconds.
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Songwriter(s): BORLAND WESLEY LOUDEN
Record Label(s): 2001 Interscope Geffen (A&M) Records A Division of UMG Recordings Inc
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