Started From The Bottom Parody Lyrics

Started middle class in a wheelchair
On a crappy sitcom making good cash every year
Now I'm dancing stupid by a car
Trying to convince you that my life was so damn hard
I done had it tough from the jump
Livin' wit my mamma in a nice house it was rough
On top of that shit my bar mitzvah was wack
I didn't get a Bentley and my cake tasted like crap
Then Degrassi canned me cause I couldn't act
Had to get a real job and I got promoted fast
So I decided "Imma be a rap star"
I met Baby and Wayne and they loved me right away
They said

We like how you sound so monotone

And those massive eyebrows are so marketable

We can tell your life's been a struggle
Do you even own a Bentley?

No, I dont, it's bullshit yo!
Can I sign with ya'll? Dat would be cool

Sure you can big boy
Just meet us in the storage room

Took it in the bottom now I'm signed
Took it in the bottom from my new team
Now I'm signed

Now you can sip syrup 'til you're blind
By the way did you know I'm the best skater alive? Young Moolah, baby! Tunechi!

I look like a pale caveman
Plus I'm a Canadian so I ain't no harder than Bieber
But I like to pretend that I am
Just don't tell nobody that I'm faker than Minaj's keester

Why the hell are you wearing women's jeans?

Hey get off of my case
They make me feel pretty
Tunechi!

Just to remind myself I'm a douche
I wear every single chain even when I'm kissing Wayne, now we
Sippin' champagne on a private jet
Just to prove that I am richer than you'll ever get

Did I tell you guys that I skate yet?

Yes!

Woah what the hell is that?

The engines are under stress
Something is weighing this damn plane down

The only explanation is Drake's big ass eyebrows

I'm sorry but we have to throw you out

But I started from the bottom

And that's where you're ending now

We're leveling out ward
It was his eyebrows

Yeeeaahhhh!
Weezy, baby, is gonna live!
Young Moolah baby! Yeah! Tunechi!
Young Money!

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