Bart Baker I Really Like You Parody Lyrics

What the hell is Tom Hanks doing here in this music vid sitting in bed in pajamas mouthing along?

And why is he doing such a terrible job of it?

Guess he didn't learn all the lyrics to this song

Oh no

This guy's movies have made billions
He's won 2 Oscars and earned millions
He's one of the world's biggest movie stars
So why do this dumb video?
You ask why am I in this video?
Well let me tell you
I was signing several contracts and I got confused
I must have mixed up all my papers cos the next thing I knew
I had signed up to be in this

What is wrong with you
You're too famous to be in a pop song vid
It's embarrassing!
I know!
But I signed a contract and if I back out I could be sued
We really can't
Believe we used to look up to you

It's been more than 3 years since ‘Call Me Maybe' was a hit
After that my career fizzled out too soon
I knew if the next song I released was a piece of shit
I'd end up waiting tables pushing a broom
Hell no

Music is a competition
You have to make sure people listen
So I made a vid everyone will watch
Cos it shows Tom Hanks lip syncing
This was a desperate and totally calculated move
Put a huge star in my new vid to drive YouTube views
Why the heck does Tom Hanks have a Tinder profile I'm confused? I have no clue
I searched for girls and he's on mine too
His lip syncing's so bad that they hired us to dance and distract from that

Hi there Tom Hanks I'm driving by in a car waving to you!
This is all just product placement is this over soon?

This shot uses lens flare like J.J. Abrams
I hope this shoot wraps soon
I'm really losing patience!
We've just got one scene left
We're doing the dance scene next
I need to tell you something
I'm extremely constipated right now
Ew
You want some prune juice nigga?
Yeah!

This is the worst dancing that anybody could ever do
There was no time to rehearse it
Cos I'm leaving soon
The choreographer looks sick I think he's about to puke

I can't take this awful dancing
I need a men's room!
I'm so fed up with this!
Hey Justin Bieber!
I'm so glad you're here
I'm here
I'm producing a new movie you'd be the perfect star dude it's a remake of Forrest Gump

Wow I would love to - swag

Great! Just sign right here on the dotted line
Awesome, I always wanted to be a movie star
I bet you have
[laughs]
Okay, boys
Justin here is playing Forrest Gump in the remake – lets get his legs ready, huh?
Swag! Swag! Swag! Swag! Swag! Bieber run...