Barbie Laverna's Formula Lyrics

[Laverna]
Fungus come hither
We need some things
Two snakes that slither
One snake that sings
One roll of tapeworms
Two yucky slugs
One bowl of wheat germs
And a case of jitterbugs

[Fungus 1]
It's formed a skin again
Like a prune

[Laverna]
Stir it up and then
Throw away that spoon
'Cause the fun's begun
Soon my little formula's ready
For spreading around

[Fungus 1 & Fungus 2]
Then the fun's begun
They'll need Laverna to
Help them get up off the ground
[Fungus 2]
One pail of quicksand
One tsetse fly
With the eye of a bat

[Laverna]
And the bat of an eye
Four hairy horse manes
Three stinky toes
Two little bird brains

[Fungus 1]
I think I have one of those

[Laverna]
Fairytopia don't you see
I'm just hoping ya learn to love me
When it's done

[Fungus 1 & Fungus 2]
What fun

[Laverna]
See my little formula Weaken your wings overnight
When it's done
[Fungus 1 & Fungus 2]
What fun
They'll beg Laverna to help them
Reschedule their flight

[Laverna]
Fungus come closer
What do you see?

[Fungus 2]
It's looking grosser

[Laverna]
Then things are looking up for me
You've been so obedient
Now I'm almost through
There's just one ingredient missing

[Fungus 2]
Atishoo!

[Laverna]
Now it's done

[Fungus 1 & Fungus 2]
It's done
[Laverna]
Soon you'll see the fumes
From my [?] in the air

[Fungus 1 & Fungus 2]
Now it's done
It's done
They'll be so thankful to
Know that Laverna is there
And it's done
It's done
See Laverna's formula
Poison their whole atmosphere

[Laverna]
I'll be number one

[Fungus 1 & Fungus 2]
They'll love Laverna

[Laverna]
'Cause I've got the antidote here