Avbyte Procrastination - The Musical Lyrics

See, I have to write this essay that the teacher gave last week
And it's due tomorrow morning;
Twenty pages: All in Greek!
Now, but first I'll check my Tumblr
Facebook, Twitter, Call my mom!
Then just one more, one more, page, oh I waste so much time "dot com"!
I'm procrastinating!
All day I sit here waiting
For just the perfect morning to begin.
We're procrastinating,
Why work? We could be gaming! (Agreed!)
Procrastination For The Win!
I have to start this diet 'cause my prom's a week away
So I'm only eating veggies,
And I'm starting that today!
But I'm getting really hungry, and those cookies look sublime
Fine! I'll just one, or two, or ten!
Why not? It's not a crime!
We're procrastinating.
No matter way than eating.
'Cause nothing else could possibly compare. (Mmm!)
I'm procrastinating!
It's really facinating!
I know there's work to do but I don't care! I should probably do my laundry; I should probably feed the cat.
But right now we're playing Halo!
YOLO! HEADSHOT!
TAKE THAT!
You should probably call a doctor!
Nevermind, it's just a scratch.
But your arm's gone! It's a flesh wound.
Now, come on, let's play some catch!
I have organized my desktop; Now I'm all set up to work.
Wait, that pictures kinda crooked and it's driving me berzerk!
Now, I might as well color-code my pencils, one by one.
And my papers, and my files! I can't work until it's done!
We're procrastinating.
All day I sit here waiting;
For just the perfect moment to begin.
We're procrastin- WAIT.
You're procrastinating right now!
You're procrastinating!
Why are you still here watching?
I'm sure that you've got things due long ago.
You're procrastinating!
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Go do your work,
Tomorrow!