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Austin Lounge Lizards Shallow End Of The Gene Pool Lyrics
Total views: 1 time this week / Rating: 7.86/10 [7 votes]Album: Small Minds / Original Release Date: 2009Genre: CountrySong Duration: 4 min 43 sec
AUSTIN LOUNGE LIZARDS
- Shallow End Of The Gene Pool Lyrics / with translations(Emily Kaitz)
My Daddy was a man of letters
My Mama was a head of state
And when they got their chromosomes together
They gave me all of their recessive traits
I'm an embarrassment to evolution
My disposition is unstable and cruel
My blood's a catastrophic blend
'Cause I'm from the shallow end of the gene pool
My IQ is a negative number
I've got a sense of humor no one can stand
And my development was seriously encumbered
By playing music with the Lounge Lizards band
I'm a social director's nightmare
At dinner parties I just babble and drool
It's not easy making friends
When you're from the shallow end of the gene pool
Chorus:
I'm from the shallow end of the gene pool
My x-rays make the doctors laugh
When they tried to chart my EEG waves
Well I wasn't even on the graph
Biological research is booming
They're making breakthroughs like you wouldn't believe
They say genetic engineering in humans
Will someday soon be a reality
I'm gonna get me a DNA transplant
They're gonna rearrange my molecules
Some natural laws will have to bend
To get me from the shallow end of the gene pool
My Daddy was a man of letters
My Mama was a head of state
And when they got their chromosomes together
They gave me all of their recessive traits
I'm an embarrassment to evolution
My disposition is unstable and cruel
My blood's a catastrophic blend
'Cause I'm from the shallow end of the gene pool
My IQ is a negative number
I've got a sense of humor no one can stand
And my development was seriously encumbered
By playing music with the Lounge Lizards band
I'm a social director's nightmare
At dinner parties I just babble and drool
When you're from the shallow end of the gene pool
Chorus:
I'm from the shallow end of the gene pool
My x-rays make the doctors laugh
When they tried to chart my EEG waves
Well I wasn't even on the graph
Biological research is booming
They're making breakthroughs like you wouldn't believe
They say genetic engineering in humans
Will someday soon be a reality
I'm gonna get me a DNA transplant
They're gonna rearrange my molecules
Some natural laws will have to bend
To get me from the shallow end of the gene pool
Facts about Shallow End Of The Gene Pool
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Shallow End Of The Gene Pool is first released in 2009 as part of Austin Lounge Lizards's album "Small Minds" which includes 13 tracks in total. This song is the opening track on this album.
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Shallow End Of The Gene Pool falls under the genre Country.
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Shallow End Of The Gene Pool song length is 4 minutes and 43 seconds.
When was Shallow End Of The Gene Pool released?
Shallow End Of The Gene Pool is first released in 2009 as part of Austin Lounge Lizards's album "Small Minds" which includes 13 tracks in total. This song is the opening track on this album.
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Which genre is Shallow End Of The Gene Pool?
Shallow End Of The Gene Pool falls under the genre Country.
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How long is the song Shallow End Of The Gene Pool?
Shallow End Of The Gene Pool song length is 4 minutes and 43 seconds.
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