One Semester Lesbian Lyrics

Freshman year. Everything's beautiful
People are all really good, you know
Sophomore year. Rocky Horror Picture Show
Who are you? Do you even know?
Suddenly, you're a vegan
And everything is
“Anarchy in the USA!”

You're a one semester lesbian
Being queer is so this year
For a one semester lesbian
But it ain't gonna last, I fear
If a Harry, John, Thomas or Dick
Comes to get his kicks
I predict, you will ditch and
Make the switch

Making out in the stalls at school
Kissing girls on the lips was cool
Friday night there's a party up at Flo's
But you're going with a guy named Joe

You were a one semester lesbian
Loving gays was just a phase
For the one semester lesbian
Barely lasted eighty days “til a Harry, John, Thomas or Dick
Came to get his kicks
You got your fix and made the switch
Back to dating pricks

For my friend the tom boy
Oh, this was a crime
You took my friend for a ride
You treated her like an experiment
Did you know how much to her your meant?

You were a one semester lesbian
Being queer was so last year
For a one semester lesbian
And it just couldn't last I fear
A one semester lesbian
Being queer is so last year
For this one semester lesbian
And it just couldn't last, no it just couldn't last
‘till a Harry, John, Thomas or Dick
Came to get his kicks
You got your fix and made the switch
Back to dating pricks

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