Aurelio Voltaire Cannibal Buffet Lyrics

Well i was on a cruise ship out at sea
My fiance and me
The ship went down
Everybody drowned
And i was just glad the sea didn't swallow me
Well i was in distress
'cause my hair was such a mess
And so i washed up on a beach
9 hungry eyes was staring' down at me

I'm in the middle of a Cannibal Buffet
Im feeling well, they like me that way
So if you really wanna know what's eating me
It's the man-eaters on the coast of Barbary

Oh trouble was a-foot: they were eating mine
Toe-ing the party line
I was starting to feel
These guys are Heels
Truth be told these cannibals have got sole
Hey numb-skull look at me! I got a bone to pick with thee You ain't Humorous! Stop Rib-bing me!
Have a spine! Bone up boy! Set me free!

I'm in the middle of a Cannibal Buffet
Im feeling well, they like me that way
So if you really wanna know what's eating me
It's the man-eaters on the coast of Barbary
Missionaries came to this place
They taught us manners, now these cannibals always say grace
"thank you Good Lord for this wiener
And the sweet buns we're gonna stick it in"
And then we eat your face

I'm in the middle of a Cannibal Buffet
Im feeling well, they like me that way
So if you really wanna know what's eating me
It's the man-eaters on the coast of Barbary