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Allan Sherman One Hippopotami Lyrics
Total views: 2 times this week / Rating: 10/10 [3 votes]Album: My Son the Nut / Original Release Date: 2016-06-17Genre: ComedySong Duration: 3 min 35 sec
One Hippopotami
Allan Sherman
Allan Sherman
ALLAN SHERMAN
- One Hippopotami Lyrics+One Hippopotami
One hippopotami cannot get on a bus,
Because one hippopotami is two hippopotamus.
And if you have two goose, that makes one geese.
A pair of mouse is mice. A pair of moose is meese.
A paranoia is a bunch of mental blocks.
And when Ben Casey meets Kildaire, that's called a paradox.
When two minks fall in love, with all their heart and soul,
You'll find the plural of two minks is one mink stole.
Singulars and plurals are so different, bless my soul.
Has it ever occurred to you that the plural of "half" is "whole"?
A bunch of tooth is teeth. A group of foot is feet.
And two canaries make a pair--they call it a parakeet.
A paramecium is not a pair.
A parallelogram is just a crazy square.
Nobody knows just what a paraphernalia is.
And what is half a pair of scissors, but a single sciz?
With someone you adore, if you should find romance,
You'll pant, and pant once more, and that's a pair of pants!
One hippopotami cannot get on a bus,
Because one hippopotami is two hippopotamus.
And if you have two goose, that makes one geese.
A pair of mouse is mice. A pair of moose is meese.
A paranoia is a bunch of mental blocks.
And when Ben Casey meets Kildaire, that's called a paradox.
When two minks fall in love, with all their heart and soul,
You'll find the plural of two minks is one mink stole.
Singulars and plurals are so different, bless my soul.
A bunch of tooth is teeth. A group of foot is feet.
And two canaries make a pair--they call it a parakeet.
A paramecium is not a pair.
A parallelogram is just a crazy square.
Nobody knows just what a paraphernalia is.
And what is half a pair of scissors, but a single sciz?
With someone you adore, if you should find romance,
You'll pant, and pant once more, and that's a pair of pants!
Facts about One Hippopotami
Who wrote One Hippopotami lyrics?
One Hippopotami is written by Sherman, Allan Sherman, Lou Busch, Busch.
When was One Hippopotami released?
One Hippopotami is first released on June 17, 2016 as part of Allan Sherman's album "My Son the Nut" which includes 12 tracks in total. This song is the 7th track on this album.
Which genre is One Hippopotami?
One Hippopotami falls under the genre Comedy.
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Songwriter(s): Sherman, Allan Sherman, Lou Busch, Busch
Record Label(s): 2016 Allan Sherman
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