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Alan Menken Dentist! Lyrics
Total views: 1 time this week / Rating: 8.18/10 [11 votes]Album: Little Shop of Horrors - New Broadway Cast / Original Release Date: 2003-10-21Genre: SoundtrackSong Duration: 2 min 31 sec
Dentist!
Alan Menken
Alan Menken
ALAN MENKEN
- Dentist! LyricsWhen I was young and just a bad little kid,
My momma noticed funny things I did.
Like shootin' puppies with a BB-Gun.
I'd poison guppies, and when I was done,
I'd find a p*ssy-cat and bash it's head.
That's when my momma said...
(What did she say?)
She said my boy I think someday
You'll find a way
To make your natural tendencies pay...
You'll be a dentist.
You have a talent for causing things pain!
Son, be a dentist.
People will pay you to be inhumane!
You're temperment's wrong for the priesthood,
And teaching would suit you still less.
Son, be a dentist.
You'll be a success.
"Here he is folks, the leader of the plaque."
"Watch him suck up that gas. Oh My God!"
"He's a dentist and he'll never ever be any good."
"Who wants their teeth done by the Marqui DeSade?"
"Oh, that hurts! Wait! I'm not numb!"
"Eh, Shut Up! Open Wide! Here I Come!"
I am your dentist.
And I enjoy the career that I picked.
I'm your dentist.
And I get off on the pain I inflict!
I thrill when I drill a bicuspid.
It's swell, though then tell me I'm mal-adjusted.
And though it may cause my patients distress.
Somewhere...Somewhere in heaven above me...
I know...I know that my momma's proud of me.
"Oh, Momma..."
'Cause I'm a dentist...
And a success!
"Say ahh..."
"Say AHhhh..."
"Say AAARRRHHHH!!!"
"Now Spit!"
My momma noticed funny things I did.
Like shootin' puppies with a BB-Gun.
I'd poison guppies, and when I was done,
I'd find a p*ssy-cat and bash it's head.
That's when my momma said...
(What did she say?)
She said my boy I think someday
You'll find a way
To make your natural tendencies pay...
You'll be a dentist.
You have a talent for causing things pain!
Son, be a dentist.
People will pay you to be inhumane!
You're temperment's wrong for the priesthood,
And teaching would suit you still less.
Son, be a dentist.
You'll be a success.
"Here he is folks, the leader of the plaque."
"Watch him suck up that gas. Oh My God!"
"Who wants their teeth done by the Marqui DeSade?"
"Oh, that hurts! Wait! I'm not numb!"
"Eh, Shut Up! Open Wide! Here I Come!"
I am your dentist.
And I enjoy the career that I picked.
I'm your dentist.
And I get off on the pain I inflict!
I thrill when I drill a bicuspid.
It's swell, though then tell me I'm mal-adjusted.
And though it may cause my patients distress.
Somewhere...Somewhere in heaven above me...
I know...I know that my momma's proud of me.
"Oh, Momma..."
'Cause I'm a dentist...
And a success!
"Say ahh..."
"Say AHhhh..."
"Say AAARRRHHHH!!!"
"Now Spit!"
Facts about Dentist!
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Dentist! is written by Alan Menken, Howard Elliott Ashman.
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It is first released on October 21, 2003 as part of Alan Menken's album "Little Shop of Horrors - New Broadway Cast" which includes 27 tracks in total. This song is the 8th track on this album.
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Dentist! falls under the genre Soundtrack.
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Dentist! song length is 2 minutes and 31 seconds.
Who wrote Dentist! lyrics?
Dentist! is written by Alan Menken, Howard Elliott Ashman.
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When was Dentist! released?
It is first released on October 21, 2003 as part of Alan Menken's album "Little Shop of Horrors - New Broadway Cast" which includes 27 tracks in total. This song is the 8th track on this album.
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Which genre is Dentist!?
Dentist! falls under the genre Soundtrack.
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How long is the song Dentist!?
Dentist! song length is 2 minutes and 31 seconds.
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Songwriter(s): Alan Menken, Howard Elliott Ashman
Record Label(s): 2003 DRG RECORDS
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