Alan Jackson Jim And Jack And Hank Lyrics

Hey you were standing by the screen door slamming
Rather clear what's taking place. You were holding on to Louie
He was packing, he was heavy that plastic handle just about to break

Well then you picked up Chloe. She knew y'all were going
She started barking like a tank. I was shocked and I was joking,
But I would not be longing. Cause I got Jim and Jack and Hank

(ch) Take your string bikinis, your apple martinis
Take what's left there in the bank. Take your flat iron and your curlers
Your sparkling water and that damn perfume I never liked
Take your black Mercedes all that stuff for ladies
To me you're just a total blank, go on and leave me Baby
I don't need you, I got Jim and Jack and Hank

Well now you left screaming and your tires screeching
That little dog right in your lap
I have become a little sad and I called up my old Dad
He said son you just woke me from my nap
I told him you had left me. He said now son don't you hate me
You know exactly what I think. You know you're better off
You can fish and you can golf. You still got Jim and Jack and Hank

(ch) Take your string bikinis, your apple martinis
Take what's left there in the bank Take your flat iron and your curlers Your sparkling water and that damn perfume I never liked
Take your black Mercedes all that stuff for ladies
To me you're just a total blank, go on and leave me Baby
I don't need you, I got Jim and Jack and Hank
That's right

So I got out the whiskey I began to listen to songs out in my truck you
Couldn't crank
I started feeling empty, then again it hit me. I got Jim and Jack and Hank

(ch) Take your string bikinis, your apple martinis
Take what's left there in the bank Take your flat iron and your curlers
Your sparkling water and that damn perfume I never liked
Take your black Mercedes all that stuff for ladies
To me you're just a total blank, go on and leave me Baby
I don't need you, I got Jim and Jack and Hank

Yeh now go on and leave me baby I don't need you I got Jim and Jack
And Hank

That's right, you go ahead, I'll be A okay Cause I got Jose, Captain
Morgan
Not to mention Old George and Tammy, Loretta, Merel, Willie Nelson, Big
John Cash
How about Old Jimmy Buffet bring him in there when it's sun shining,
George Strait an old friend Can't forget Hank Jr and all his rowdy
Friends
I'm gonna clean out the whole closet, baby
All Yeah Goodbye