Afroman Randy Walters Is A Son Of A Bitch Lyrics

[Intro]
Oooh, yeah
Oooh, yeah, yeah yeah, yeah

[Chorus]
Randy Walters is a son of a bitch, ooh yeah
That's why I f*cked his wife and got filthy rich, ooh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Randy Walters is a son of a bitch, ooh yeah
That's why I f*cked your wife and got filthy rich, ooh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

[Post-Chorus]
Hey Randy!
Fix my door, stop stealing my dough
Stop disconnecting my video!
Fix my door, stop stealing my dough
Stop disconnecting my video!
Fix my door, stop stealing my dough
Stop disconnecting my video!
Fix my door, stop stealing my dough
Stop disconnecting my video!

[Verse 1]
If you're pressing charges, let me know
If there's no kidnap victims, let mе go!
Stop cutting off my video
Listening to that unconfidential hoе? Crooked po-po!

[Chorus]
Randy Walters is a son of a bitch, ooh yeah
That's why I f*cked his wife and got filthy rich, ooh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Randy Walters is a son of a bitch, ooh yeah
That's why I f*cked your wife and got filthy rich, ooh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

[Verse 2]
Randy Walters is so rotten. (Rotten!)
He's hooked on coke and oxycontin
In Manchester long ago
He owed a drug dealer lots of dough (Drug dealer, lots of dough!)
He tried to run like a track star
He got stuck trying to hide underneath the car
He became the chief of Manchester
Now Manchester is a disaster!
He pulls you over, he steals your pills
Your oxycontin and your dollar bills
He's a drug addict! He got fired!
He went to Adams County, somehow he got hired Cow-stealing Kimmy Rogers, he's a bullshitter
He needs to stop hiring criminals and knocking up his babysitter

[Chorus]
Randy Walters is a son of a bitch, ooh yeah
That's why I f*cked his wife and got filthy rich, ooh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Randy Walters is a son of a bitch, ooh yeah
That's why I f*cked your wife and got filthy rich, ooh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

[Post-Chorus]
Hey Randy!
Fix my door, stop stealing my dough
Stop disconnecting my video!
Fix my door, stop stealing my dough
Stop disconnecting my video!
Fix my door, stop stealing my dough
Stop disconnecting my video!
Fix my door, stop stealing my dough
Stop disconnecting my video!

[Verse 1]
If you're pressing charges, let me know
If there's no kidnap victims, let me go!
Stop cutting off my video
Listening to that unconfidential hoe? Crooked po-po!

[Outro]
Keep your muthaf*cking hands off my video cameras! Off my video camera
Keep your muthaf*cking hands off my video cameras! Keep your f*cking hands!
Keep your muthaf*cking hands off my video cameras! Off my video camera!
You muthaf*cka, you son of a bitch, you cock sucker!
Stop hitting women at the stop signs
You no driving, reckless punk ass son of a bitch!
Aaaaw yeah, f*ck you too!
Don't you ever flip me off on my own surveillance system
You punk ass, no good muthaf*cka!
He's a penguin looking muthaf*cka
[?] face f*cked your wife and you gotta take care of his kid!