Afroman Licc'em Low Lisa Lyrics

[Intro]
Girl, I wanna know
Lisa, do you love me, love me girl?
Yeah, Lisa do you love me?
Lick'em low Lisa, Lisa, Lisa (Yeah, I wanna know!)
Do you love me? Do you love me?
Lisa, Lisa, Lisa, do you love me
Girl?

[Verse 1]
Lick 'em low Lisa came to town (Lisa, she came to town)
She ate all the p*ssy all around (p*ssy all around)
From Adams County to the 275 (Two seventy-five)
Lick'em low Lisa, lickin' every p*ssy alive (Lisa, lickin' all the p*ssy)

[Chorus]
Lick'em low Lisa, lick'em low Lisa
Eatin' p*ssy like pizza (Eatin' p*ssy like pizza)
Sometime's she gon'
Lick'em low Lisa, lick'em low Lisa
Eatin' p*ssy like pizza (Eatin' p*ssy like pizza, yeah)

[Verse 2]
Man or a woman, you really don't know her (You really don't know)
I noticed her voice is a few octaves lower (Few octaves low)
She's not too ugly, she's not too fine, but she (She's not too fine)
Might whoop out somethin', somethin' that's bigger than mine

[Chorus]
Lick'em low Lisa, lick'em low Lisa
Eatin' p*ssy like pizza (Eatin' p*ssy like pizza)
Sometime's she gon'
Lick'em low Lisa, lick'em low Lisa
Eatin' p*ssy like pizza (Eat that p*ssy like pizza!)

[Verse 3]
Lick'em low Lisa, she raided my house (She raided my house...)
She disconnected my cameras, then she went down on my spouse (Cameras, what the f*ck)
I just don't know what I'm gonna do (What am I gonna do?)
Y'all keep on laughin', she gonna eat your wife's p*ssy too (She gonna eat your wife's p*ssy too)

[Chorus]
Lick'em low Lisa, (Yeah) lick'em low Lisa
Eatin' p*ssy like pizza (Eatin' p*ssy like pizza)
Sometime's she gon'
Lick'em low Lisa, lick'em low Lisa
Eatin' p*ssy like pizza (p*ssy like pizza, eat that p*ssy like pizza!)
Yeah

[Verse 4]
When Lick'em Low Lisa joined the Adams County Sheriff Department (County Sheriff Department)
Husband was complaining 'cause she was munching on they wife's carpet (Munchin' on the carpet, yeah)
Lisa lick 'em slow, Lisa lick 'em fast (Lick 'em slow, Lisa lick 'em fast)
Lisa lick that p*ssy, Lisa lick that ass (p*ssy, Lisa lick that ass, girl)

[Chorus]
Lick'em low Lisa, lick'em low Lisa
Eatin' p*ssy like pizza (Eat that p*ssy like pizza!)
Sometime's she gon'
Lick'em low Lisa, lick'em low Lisa (Lick 'em low)
Eatin' p*ssy like pizza
Sometime's she gon'
Lick 'em low Lisa, (Lick 'em low, lick 'em low) lick'em low Lisa
Eatin' p*ssy like pizza (Eat that p*ssy like pizza)
Sometime's she gon'
Lick 'em low Lisa, lick 'em low Lisa
Eatin' p*ssy like pizza (Eat that p*ssy like pizza, yeah)
Sometime's she gon'

[Verse 5]
Lick 'em low Lisa, full-of-shit Phillips
She'll pull your woman over, spread them legs and feel them lips...

[Bridge]
Lick 'em low Lisa, yeah
Do you love me?
Do you love me?
Lisa do you love me? Yeah
Do you love me, baby?
Lisa do you love me?
Do you love me?
Lisa do you love me, girl?
Do you love me?
Do you love me, girl?
Do you love me?
Lisa do you love me?
Lick 'em low, lick 'em low, yeah
Lick 'em low, lick 'em low, yeah
Lick 'em low Lisa
Lick 'em low, lick 'em low, yeah, lick 'em low
Lick 'em low Lisa, do you love me?
Do you love me?

Do you love me?

[Lisa Phillips, Afroman and Afroman's lawyer]
Um...
Your client, dancing in the driveway
Saying how I lick p*ssy
And I need to learn how to count how many pussies I've locked
You know, and this has made it hard
To where I have to swallow it because of you
Things that's being said;
Are you lieutenant Lick'em Low Lisa Phillips?
p*ssy-licking Phillips
How'd you like to go to Walmart and be called a guy because of your voice?
Or ask you if you got a pecker? How would you like that? You like a female or a guy asking if you got a vagina? Probably not
...standing and having me on our gate
Obviously I haven't had a sex change, I have a child...
...I mean I had that yeah, they didn't make money off of me
They didn't say I should have to prove I don't have a penis...
I was on my way to work one morning [?] stop at the stop sign
The commissioners had contracted a crew that was working panhandle
I get hollered: 'Lieutenant Lick'em Low Lisa Phillips!'
You want calls, you don't even have to be working to get hollered from Lieutenant Lick'em Low Lisa Phillips, p*ssy licking....
I'm not a crooked cop, I'm not a thief, and I sure don't have a penis...
There's been times that videos have been sent to me, and I've had to go home cause I can't handle it, you know?
You know what I'll tell you about- I'll tell you what's bad, is the fact that - number one, that I have to be emotional because your client lies. I've had a deep voice my entire life. I did not wake up one morning and beg God to have a deep voice, alright? I have not had a sex change, I do not have a penis. I shouldn't have to prove I don't have a penis, or about having a penis bigger than the rest of the guys that I work with. And pulling people over and licking p*ssy? I mean, come on
So you're asking for damages due to emotional stress. When you say emotional stress, can you tell me exactly what that means?
Look me in the face and tell me what it means. What does emotional stress mean to you? Obviously, it's right here
Are you saying there's no one else to call or there is other people and you don't wanna call?
I'm not going to put anyone else in the middle of it
So... Lisa, I'm sorry, I didn't know that hurt you like that, man, you know you kinda intimidated me. You're a cop, I'm sorry, you guys raided my house, you knocked down my door, I was upset, I would never shoot you, I would never try to punch you, I thought I'd crack some musical jokes and I didn't know they hurt you that bad. I'm sorry, I think you're a nice looking lady I didn't know you was a biological lady, I'm sorry, I was just having fun with the bad situation. I'm sorry, baby, I'm sorry. Oh, man, Jesus, hang on, let's take a little break everybody

[Bridge]
Lick 'em low Lisa, yeah
Do you love me?
Do you love me?
Lisa do you love me? Yeah
Do you love me, baby?
Lisa do you love me?
Do you love me?
Lisa do you love me, girl?
Do you love me?
Do you love me, girl?
Do you love me?
Lisa do you love me?
Lick 'em low Lisa, yeah
Do you love me?
Do you love me?
Lisa do you love me? Yeah

["Lisa Phillips" & Afroman]
Wait a minute, what the f*ck is this?
Oh, this, I did a show one night, and this girl said, "Hey Afroman, I wanna give you some p*ssy!"
Ohh!

[Bridge]
Yeah!
Do you love me, baby?
Lisa do you love me?
Do you love me?
Lisa do you love me, girl?
Do you love me?
Do you love me, girl?
Do you love me?
Lisa do you love me?
Lick 'em low Lisa, yeah
Do you love me?
Do you love me?
Lisa do you love me? Yeah
Do you love me, baby?
Lisa do you love me?
Do you love me?
Lisa do you love me, girl?
Do you love me?
Do you love me, girl?
Do you love me?
Lisa do you love me?
Do you love me?
Do you love me, girl?
Do you love me?
Do you love me, girl?
Lick 'em low, lick 'em low, yeah
Lick 'em low, lick 'em low, yeah
Lick 'em low, lick 'em low, lick 'em low
Lick 'em low Lisa

[Unknown]
Lick 'em low Lisa used to toss my salad for hours. Lisa used to lay on the floor and let me piss in her mouth!

[Lisa Phillips & other cop]
I hate it cause those kids knows who I am, that's his kids in the car
Is that who I think it is?

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