Adam Sandler Piece Of Shit Car Lyrics

here we go

no no no (whoo ooh)

piece of shit car,

i gotta piece of shit car

that f*cking pile of shit

never gets me very far.

my cars a big piece of shit

cause the shocks are f*cking shot,

and my seatbelts f*ckin broken,

i got to tie em in a knot. (its a piece of shit)

i cant see through the windshield

cause its got a big f*cking crack,

and the interior smells real bad

cause my friend puked in the back. (its a piece of shit)

(piece of shit car) piece of shit car

(hes gotta piece of shit car)

it sucks royal dick (that f*ckin pile of shit, never gets him very far)

oh f*ck you car.

its got no CD player,

its only got the 8-track.

whoever designed my car

can lick my sweaty nut sack. (they can bite his ass too)

and i got no f*cking brakes,

im always way out of control,

11 times a day i hear "hey watch it asshole" (you f*cking piece of shit).

(piece of shit car)

i've got a piece of shit car (hes got a piece of shit car).

diesel gas sucks my ass! (that f*cking pile of shit)

that pile of metal shit (never gets him very far.) oh what the f*ck did i do,

what the f*ck did i do,

what the f*ck did i do,

to get stuck with you?

you're too wide for drive-thru

and you smell like the shoe,

but im too broke to buy something new.

ah f*ck me.

the engine likes to flood,

the car always f*cking stalls,

and the seat cushions got a big rip

so a spring always pokes the balls. (ouch ouch ouch)

plus the doorlocks are busted,

i got to use a f*cking coat hanger. (what a pain in his ass)

and if a girlie sees my car,

theres no chance i'll ever bang her. (he'll never ever get the p*ssy)

hey shut up!

(piece of shit car)

you piece of shit car. (hes gotta piece of shit car)

you piece of shit car (piece of shit car)

bald f*cking tires (hes got a piece of shit car)

no rearview f*cking mirror (piece of shit car)

7 different colors (hes got apiece of shit car)

f*cking rag for a gas cap (piece of shit car)

tailpipe making sparks fly everywhere (piece of shit car)

whoaaaa the whole town thinks im a loser (piece of shit car)

cabbie give me a push!