I just walk through the desert
Counting every sandgrain
When I met whining cactus
Waiting for some rain
He said "Pal, why did you
Just ate my mate this morning?"
As it started throwing rocks
With a smile on his face
Little pretty thing living in a hole
I got love for you
Little pretty thing living in a hole
I got laser for you
Holes right into nowhere
Things live in those holes, yeah
I just lost my underwear
Riding through the desert
On a cactus, well, alright
And I just rode through the desert
On this friendly cactus
Try to hunt down these midgets
Sitting in their holes
I sad "Hey fellow cactus!",
As he stopped and asked me:
"Do you see these holes
Or are they just up there in your mind?"
Little pretty thing living in a hole
I got love for you
Little pretty thing living in a hole
I got laser for you
Holes right into nowhere
Things live in those holes, yeah
I just lost my underwear
Riding through the desert
On a cactus, well, alright
Waka waka - aha
Gimme, gimme, gimme
Back my pants!
This is your last chance!
See this gun?
You don't see it my friend!
Cause I lost it
When I went mad so bad!
Now I got this furious *PSSHT*, instead!
And I told you!
Why the f*ck you're not listening?
I *PSSSSHT* you like a boss!
*Ding ding* Now...
Meet your master
And bounce to the rhythm!
You don't leave me no choice!
Cactorious hit 'em!
Holes right into nowhere
Things live in those holes, yeah
I just lost my underwear
Riding through the desert
On a - cactus-well-alright
Ho... right into nowhere
... Live in those holes, yeah
... I lost my underwear
Riding through the desert
On a cactus, well, alright