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CHORUS: Keep your Jesus off my penis Keep your bible off my balls Keep your prayers out of my ears And your crosses off my walls You can keep the virgin mother And the resurrection too Keep your Jesus off my penis I’ll keep my penis offa you
Well, I’m frickin’ sick and tired Of turning on the news And seeing the religious right’s ungodly fight To take our right to choose When to bear our children Who to love and how Education and protection, if we’re just practicing for now So W, look, obey a book If that’s what works for you But I don’t tell you how to pray So don’t you tell me how to screw!
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So you’re screaming bloody murder about the Taliban regime For subjugating women and being too extreme And basing legislation on some ancient, holy book Does that sound a bit familiar? Here’s a mirror, have a look! And as for the Ten Commandments, they need one more, at least “Thou shalt never cover up the acts of pervert priests” Now how’d they let that happen Unless they just abhor us? Well, anyway, it adds another layer to the chorus!
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So you’ll execute a person and then protect the single cell But mercy kill the terminally I'll and you’re going straight to Hell? Well, I don’t know much about the word of God, far be it from me But I can tell you what it ain’t, that’s hypo-Christianity Well, I am not anti-Christian, before you grab a rope There is beauty in religion And joy and love and hope And we’re all lookin’ for that answer Some colossal, cosmic cause But who the fuck are you to turn your views into my laws?
It’s just believers in the bible that would have abortion banned Anti-choice agnostics, I could count ‘em on one hand And as for killing babies, I’ve got but one retort: If someone raped your daughter, George, you’d beg her to abort
And if some young girl from your church shows up with child or some infection ‘'cause you told her what a horrid sin it was to use protection Well, one day you’ll face the pearly gates And what you gonna say When that long-haired, Jewish peacenick sends your ass the other way
Sayin’ keep your Jesus off my penis Keep your bible off my balls Keep your prayers out of my ears And your crosses off my walls I’ve had it up to here with all the biblobile you spew So keep your Jesus off my penis Well, at least that’s what I would do Yeah, keep your Jesus off my penis I’ll keep my penis off of you That’s if’n you want me to
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