Zac Brown Band Big Fat Bitch Lyrics

Big fat bitch.
She's a big ole' big ole' fat bitch
She goes to Ryan's, and they say Shit!
This one's gonna cost us
She's a big ole' bitch
Mmm she's a big ole bitch
She sweats grits, she can hide a pound of dope under one of her tits
Big fat bitch
She's a big ole' bitch
Who stole christmas? The Grinch
Who stole the Twinkies? Big fat bitch
She's a big ole' bitch
Yeah she had this cajun friend who had a pet alligator
She ate the sonofabitch like a green now and later.
Or a fried green tomater.
You had to have a turbo foaming car wash brush to masturbate her She's a bit ole bitch X2
Yeah she was 8 years old she had a pogo stick and it would say
"Hey Wonda!" and they'd go "song tong fong song tong"
And now her pogo stick says "HOLY f*ckING SHIT!"
And they go "BOUNG!...... BOUNG!"
She's a big ole' bitch X2
Yeah she gurgles and drools and spits, and she makes all kinds of noise
Chases the ice cream man down Cunningham in her corduroys
And she goes "(guitar strumming)
She's a big ole' bitch
She's a big oleeee'
Big fat bitch!