Iamverybadazz Lyrics

[Verse 1: Puff-Puff Humbert]
I ain't never cried once, not even at a funeral
Countin' to infinity, do the undoable
I bite into vitamins when they ain't even chewable
Lookin' in the mirror like "Damn, you's beautiful!"
That's why when I walk in the strip club
And all the strippers start tippin' me
I've got so many girls they accusing me of polygamy
I got grandmamas tryna hit me up, all the damn time
Asking me if I can send the nudes through a landline
[Pre-Chorus: Puff-Puff Humbert and Benatar]
Can't nobody get ahead of us
I've done so many mothers, everyone calls me Oedipus

[Chorus: Alex Chains]
Iamverybadazz
Ladies in line all waiting to smash
Been badass since I was a kid
Lost my virginity before my dad did
Iamverybadazz
Even in my sleep, I'm ready to strap
I throw down with anyone on the street
I don't dodge bullets, bullets dodge me

[Verse 2: Puff-Puff Humbert]
That's why I flow like a butterfly
Sting like chlamydia
They showed me Thor's hammer
And said I couldn't pick it up
I said "Nah, I ain't even gonna try man."
"Cause that pathetic hammer ain't worthy enough of my hand."
Strong enough to punch a polar bear in the jaw
Strong enough to drink peanut butter through a straw Strong enough to get Chick-Fil-A on a Sunday
I can probably whoop the whole country!
[Pre-Chorus: Puff-Puff Humbert and Benatar]
Can't nobody ever come at me
Cause if a zombie bites me, it becomes one of me

[Chorus: Alex Chains]
Iamverybadazz
Ladies in line all waiting to smash
Been badass since I was a kid
Lost my virginity before my dad did
Iamverybadazz
Even in my sleep, I'm ready to strap
I throw down with anyone on the street
I don't dodge bullets, bullets dodge me

[Verse 3: DeeJay Johnson and (Puff-Puff Humbert)]
This is gangster shit
Cause I'm a gangster dude
I live a gangster life
I eat gangster food
I've got gangster strength
In my gangster veins
And when I step on a lego, ha
It feels pain
(Switch it up!)
And I don't flinch when I eat up
These ghost peppers like breath mints
I can't go to a nunnery 'cause they all end up pregnant
Goku is bowing down to me, as I'm dominant
Guess how many pushups I can do?
(All of 'em!)
[Outro: Alex Chains]
Iamverybadazz
Ladies in line all waiting to smash
Been badass since I was a kid
Lost my virginity before my dad did
Iamverybadazz
Even in my sleep, I'm ready to strap
I throw down with anyone on the street
I don't dodge bullets, bullets dodge me

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