Xsara Candy Cane Guy Lyrics

V1
Oh youve been a very silly girl been deluded in your messy little world
Been deceived by the Candy Cane Guy--, his sweets are poisonous and his tongue spills lies
Hansel and Gretel were wiser than you--
They dropped their crumbs and knew what to do
Chorus
Oh Candy Cane man you evil little bastard
You trick the lovely girls so you can be master
You play your games-- a sweet for a kiss
But I think your candy tastes of piss
V2
They say he has a smile made of sugar--
His heart made of chocolate liqueur
He makes their teeth black and works on weaknesses Transforms their confidence into meekness
May I, May I, have some more?-- they chew and chew until they're sore
Oh Candy Cane Man in his black little suit
He makes his aim and then he shoots
Chorus ( x2)
Oh Candy Cane man you evil little bastard--
You trick the lovely girls so you can be master--
You play your games a sweet for a kiss
But I think your candy tastes of piss
Ending
(Spoken)
Oh youve been a very silly girl been deluded in your messy little world
Been deceived by the Candy Cane Guy, his sweets are poisonous and his tongue spills lies