Wheeler Walker Jr. Puss In Boots Lyrics

[Verse 1]
All those LA west coast silicone women
Really think they're hot
But it's no fun titty f*ckin' titties when the titties are hard as rocks
And up in New York City all them uptight bitties
Like to shave their cooch
But I prefer a little fur on my burger
If you're wantin' me to tell the truth

[Chorus]
I like my puss in boots
A girl who knows how to honky tonk
Hums along to a Waylon tune
While she's hummin' on my cock and balls
I want a girl in a cowboy hat
Her tongue knows where my butthole's at
Bush pokin' out her Daisy Dukes
I like my puss in boots
Boots

[Verse 2]
Well the girls in Chicago, they can spit, they can swallow
When they're on their knees
But it's hard to stay hard when you're f*ckin' in a car it's four degrees
All the girls in Milwaukee wanna slob on my cocky
But I have to pass Cause I only get wood when my dick is up a good ol' Southern ass

[Chorus]
I like my puss in boots
A girl who knows how to honky tonk
Hums along to a Willie tune
While she's hummin' on my cock and balls
I want a girl in a cowboy hat
Her tongue knows where my butthole's at
Bush pokin' out her Daisy Dukes
I like my puss in boots
Boots

[Bridge]
Don't want them high heels on
When you're slidin' up and down my dong
And keep them f*ckin' flip flops and your birkenstocks
Away from my hillbilly cock

[Chorus]
I like my puss in boots
A girl who knows how to honky tonk
Hums along to a Wheeler tune
While she's hummin' on my cock and balls
I want a girl in a cowboy hat
Her tongue knows where my butthole's at
Bush pokin' out her Daisy Dukes
I like my puss in boots
Boots