Weird Al Yankovic Which Backstreet Boy Is Gay Lyrics

Yeah
we are one fire,
we have desires,
but one is that way,
one backstreet boy is gay,
but we don't want to be mean
since now he's a queen
don't ask please
which back street boy is gay,
tell me who?
ain't saying that its AJ,
tell me who?
ain't saying that it Howie
tell me who,
i never wanna hear you say,
which Backstreet boy is gay

now i can see him,
he's in womens clothes,
but he don't need an IUD, yeah
he likes Village People,
he's playing croquet, his dog is a pekinese

he is on fire,
his back, perspires
won't say, won't say won't say,
WHO'S GAY?!

he's always saying,
ain't nothing but a butt ache
ain't nothing but a fruit cake
i never wanna hear you say (i don't wanna hear you say)
which one of us is gay,
tell me who?
ain't saying that it's Brian,
WHY tell me who?
ain't saying Nick or Kevin,
tell me who,
he's baking up a souffle,
which backstreet boy is gay....

OK we're ALL gay