Waterparks If Lyrics Were Confidential Lyrics

[Chorus]
If lyrics were confidential
Thoughts go inconsequential
All that you hear is me go "Na-na-na-na-na-na-na"
I'll burn, burn every bridge you jump from
There's nowhere you can run from
The things I gotta say (Na-na-na-na)
Nah, f*ck it

[Verse 1]
I hate fifty percent of our fans, and the other half understands
And to the ones who don't:
Go cry and choke on both of my middle finger ringed-up hands
God forbid my mom wakes up and reads half the crazy bullshit on her feed (Oh God)
She's calling up like, "What you done?"
'Cause some lying f*ck said that I knocked 'em up
Gross, like I'd ever f*ck you (f*ck you)
In case you didn't hear that, take two: f*ck you
Waiting by my car in the parking lot
Now I'm a bit of a restraining order juggernaut
It cost 25k but the creeps don't stop
There's no peace in the three hundred feet I bought (Shut up)
(Shh) My girl feels like a side chick (Shh)
'Cause we gotta keep it private (Shh)
Hate to treat her like a sidekick
And hate being right like I'm psychic
No pics of us, got me sick because
Those grimy little f*cks make it dangerous 'cause
You shouldn't know where she lives or works
Wanna tell you to die but I can't say that in a verse, yeah, yeah, right?
[Chorus]
If lyrics were confidential
Thoughts go inconsequential
All that you hear is me go "Na-na-na-na-na-na-na"
I'll burn, burn every bridge you jump from
There's nowhere you can run from
The things I gotta say (Na-na-na-na-na-na-na) [Verse 2]
One label said that "Things'll go great
If you don't talk back and don't put on weight"
"You're a little too niche for the radio
But you'd probably drive Tiktok crazy though"
"Ay, wait a minute (I've got it)
Timothée Chalamet..."
What?
"Timothée Chalamet, do you know him?"
No, why would I know him? "Ahh" "(Loser)"
"Would really help if you knew Tim
It'd probably get you some spins
Speaking of which:
What if you were sponsored by alcohol?"
I've never had a drink— "That doesn't matter at all!"
"Just take a little sip, (Come on), we can edit it
And we'll get you a fraction a penny a click" (Woo!)
"It's almost a penny a click, isn't that sick?" "(So rich)"
But I'd never tell y'all that shit (No, wait)
[Chorus]
If lyrics were confidential
Thoughts go inconsequential
All that you hear is me go "Na-na-na-na-na-na-na"
I'll burn, burn every bridge you jump from
There's nowhere you can run from
The things I gotta say (Na-na-na-na-na-na-na)

[Verse 3]
Okay, let's see, verse 3, what do we got?
Oh, okay we could talk about when **** called me on the phone and said he was gonna f*cking kill me
Wait, did you just bleep ****, but not f*ck?
That doesn't even make sense, don't bleep me on my song

[Outro]
Oh, we're fading out, okay, good
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