Tripod Bugger Off Lyrics

Yon:Dah-ba-dah, dah-ba-dah, dah-dah, dah-ba-dah, dah.
This is fun,
Let's do this again next week,
I think we should.
Just had one,
Well, they told me that this gear was really good.
Gatesy:Now I know we've been buddies,
For four hundred years.
Through good and through cruddy,
And part-time careers.
Scod:But recently I'm thinking,
Tripod:Indecently I'm thinking.
Yon:I think you...
Gatesy and Scod:I think you...
Tripod:... know what I'm thinking,
How's about it, you and me?
Yon:Yeah?
Aww.
Well,
Tripod:Bugger off.
I will love you to the end,
So bugger off.
Yes, I know that we're good friends,
But bugger off.
No, I'm not having a lend,
Just bugger off.
I am out, so I'm taking my bat home now.
Scod:Now you know,
Yon and Gatesy:You know...
Scod:And you don't agree that we should do the do.
Yon and Gatesy:Do the do, do the do, do the do...
Scod:Prob'ly right,
Yon and Gatesy:You know...
Scod:It would stuff us up as friends, I think so too. Yon and Gatesy:But then again you never know...
Scod:Then again, you never know,
Yon and Gatesy:Oooh...
Scod:If you don't give it a go.
Yon and Gatesy:Oooh...
Scod:If you spend your whole life choosing,
Yon and Gatesy:Oooh...
Scod:In the end it's you who's losing.
And what if you succeed and find,
Yon and Gatesy:What if you succeed...
Scod:The perfect one you had in mind?
Yon and Gatesy:The perfect one you need...
Scod:Things are never what you hope they'll be.
Yon and Gatesy:Never hoped they'll...
Tripod:It's true, just ask me.
Bugger off.
I will love you to the end,
So bugger off.
Yes, I know that we're good friends,
But bugger off.
No, I'm not having a lend,
Just bugger off.
I am out, so I'm taking my bat home now.
Yon and Gatesy:Ahh...
Scod:I've got washing to do, and programs to watch.
Tripod:Na na na... (a'capella string quartet style
vocals)
Bugger off...