Toothpick Smoke The Fucking Roach Lyrics

[Verse 1]
I was driving down the road in my black Chevy,
Next to me sat a beautiful lady,
I had picked her up, at the last bar,
She was surprised, cause we had gone so far.
I lit up my weed, with 30 miles speed,
I gave it to her and she agreed,
But then she made a big mistake,
She threw the roach away,
And I thought, you crazy chick,
Why did you do that stupid shit?

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Smoke the f*cking roach, I said
Smoke the f*cking roach, I cried,
Smoke the f*cking roach, oh yeah
Smoke the f*cking roach

[Verse 2]
Skateboarding at the lakeside; still the favourite spot But after a few minutes, the hell, there came a cop,
It is forbidden to skate, he said
And we should have known that, now it'?´s too late!
He wanted to take our skateboards away,
and at first I thought: "that's the end of the day".
But then I grabbed in my pocket,
an idea flashed as a rocket!
I said: "man, slow down, be cool,
Forget idiotic rules, I 've got a message for you!

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Smoke a f*cking roach, I said
Smoke a f*cking roach, I cried,
Smoke a f*cking roach, oh yeah
Smoke a f*cking roach

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